MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2016

So far this week, all of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Friends have missed some pretty good stories, including our:

“Scalia-Presidents’ Day-Valentine’s Day Cartoons” E-dition (Where We Were Celebrating Another Federal Holiday By Working)

Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has died. I wrapped him in the Constitution because he said he loved it. He called himself an Originalist and criticized people who believed in a “living Constitution. Scalia once said, “The Constitution is not a living organism; it is a legal document. It says something and doesn’t say other things.”

Another “Invented National Holiday” E-dition (Where We Were Surprised They’re Not Calling it “Obama’s Day!”)

Special “Obama’s Last Presidents’ Day” E-dition (Where We Explained But We Still Have 340 More Days Until We Can Begin To Undo The Damage!)

Special “Sorry I Forgot Valentine’s Day” E-dition (Where We Told You That You Weren’t the Only One Who Forgot)

And Our Special “Anderson Answers” E-dition (Where We Said “But First Shouldn’t We Know What The Questions Are About A Few Of The Important Issues To Be Decided?”