FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2016

Ever since Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Facebook Account was disabled, hundreds of Kane’s Faux Facebook Friends have missed some really timely e-ditions. Today’s included our:

More “Bill Clinton BJ Jokes” E-dition (Because Some People Might Not Remember on today’s anniversary of that dastardly date in 1999 when the Disingenuous DemocRAT Controlled U.S. Senate voted to acquit our Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill on his impeachment charges of perjury and obstruction of justice.)

Our “Artis Conception Gallery” Encore E-dition (Featuring the “Pants-Dropper-In-Chief” Collection)

Our Annual “Lincoln’s Birthday” E-dition (Because you can fool some of the Republicans all of the time!)

Special “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition (Bring Persons of Consequence Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)

And Our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition (Which Is Really It’s Still The Same Old BS!)

Plus, Kane’s Disabled Facebook Friends would also be missing these two new videos:

Is This The Best Ad of the Cycle?

Ted Cruz may have the best ad team in politics. His latest ad “It Feels Good to Be a Clinton,” reimagines the famous fax machine scene from Mike Judge’s cult classic “Office Space.” As Politico notes: “Damn it feels good to be a Clinton. A shameless politician plays her cards right,” the lyrics begin, featuring a cast and scene ripped from the 1999 comedic hit “Office Space.” “Got a crew for the fights on the airwaves. Lap dogs in the press keep their mouths tight.”