THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 2016

But Which One Will The News Media Choose?

There will be two newsworthy political fund-raising events in Cincinnati tomorrow, and The Blower is having a hard time trying to figure out which one our local Kneepad Liberals in the Press will be giving more coverage.

The Hamilton County RINO Party will be holding its annual Lincoln-Reagan Day Dinner at Music Hall featuring keynote speaker Lieutenant Colonel Allen West.

Meanwhile on Friday, Disgraced Former Pants Dropper in Chief Bill Clinton will be appearing at a fund-raiser for Hillary’s Legal Defense Fund at the Contemporary Arts Center on Friday. 

According to The Fishwrap, that “$1,000-a-head” fundraiser is scheduled for 11:30 a.m., said Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Executive Director Caleb Faux. But given the deplorable nature of Slick Willie’s Legacy and all those opportunities for Clinton Blow Job Jokes his visit tomorrow is likely to provide, The Blower believes the term “$1,000-a-head” fundraiser might not be altogether appropriate for the occasion.