FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 2016

And Keeping Them From Getting The News

So far today, all of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Friends missed our Still More “Caucus Cartoons” E-dition, because Hillary and Bernie Just Keep Getting Bashed!; our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990; our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, where we said, “Enough Of The Super Bowl Hype Already!”; our “Political Punch Lines” E-dition, featuring what our Late Night TV Comedians said last night about our presidential primaries; and our “Political Profanity” E-dition, because we’re waiting to hear more Saturday Night!

Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda have now narrowed down that list of Dishonest DemocRATS who could have falsely reported that Charles Foster Kane, who’s been the Beloved Whistleblower Publisher ever since 1991, claiming he has never ever been a “real person.”