FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 2016
Enough Of The Super Bowl Hype Already
Forbes contributor Howard Cole says two weeks between Championship Sunday and the Super Bowl is too much. It’s just too much!
It’s too much hype, it’s too much media, it’s too much about the halftime show, it’s too much commercialism and it’s just too damn much!
It’s two weeks’ time filled up with everything except football. Enough with Super Bowl hype! For God’s sake, let’s tee it up already.
Look, I don’t care how many avocados it takes to screw in a Super Bowl party, OK, so spare me the numbers courtesy of the Guac Council yet again. The price of a 30 second Super Bowl spot is no longer need-to-know stuff. It’s expensive. I get it.
The Blower says you ain’t seen nothin’ yet. They’ve only begun to hype!
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor
It’s none other than noted huckster P.T. Tadwell, who always says, “Without hype, something terrible happens… nothing!” Other hypsters on the Whistleblower Hype Squad include our Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall, Plummet Mall Developer Jerry Galvin, Hypemeister Bobby Leach, and Bill Meister, whom Mike Allen once called “a very industrious young man,” before the Disgraced Former Hamilton County had ever met Boinking Becky.
That’s why The Blower, which never met a Hype it didn’t like, is pleased to P.T. to be our Conservative Agenda Guest Editor and choose three hype-worthy items plus a Quickie to hype for today’s E-dition from those submitted by our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Plagiarizing Contributors.
“HOW TO CREATE A SOCIALIST STATE” by Saul Alinsky (an American community organizer and writer. He is generally considered to be the founder of modern community organizing. He is often noted for his book Rules for Radicals.)
There are eight levels of control that must be obtained before you are able to create a socialist state.
The first is the most important.
1) Healthcare: Control healthcare and you control the people
2) Poverty: Increase the Poverty level as high as possible, poor people are easier to control and will not fight back if you are providing everything for them to live.
3) Debt: Increase the debt to an unsustainable level. That way you are able to increase taxes, and this will produce more poverty.
4) Gun Control: Remove the ability to defend themselves from the Government. That way you are able to create a police state.
5) Welfare: Take control of every aspect of their lives (Food, Housing, and Income)
6) Education: Take control of what people read and listen to – take control of what children learn in school.
7) Religion: Remove the belief in the God from the Government and schools.
8) Class Warfare: Divide the people into the wealthy and the poor. This will cause more discontent and it will be easier to take (Tax) the wealthy with the support of the poor.
Now, think…Does any of this sound like what is happening in America during the Obama Administration?
“NEW MEDICARE PART G” by Bluegrass Rifle Association Spokesman Billy Bob Carbine
You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home care available for you. So what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years, or older, a gun (G) and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.
Of course, this means you’ll be sent to prison, where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning and all the health care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a home.
And, you can get rid of four useless politicians while you’re at it.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.
Is this a great country or what?
“DUMB ASS” by Noted Whistleblower South Carolina Political Reporter Gamecock Tadwell
At a recent rural elementary school assembly in South Carolina, Obama asked the children in the audience for total quiet.
Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.
Then he said, “Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.”
Then, little Darrell, with a proud South Carolina drawl, pierced the quiet and said: “Well, dumb ass, stop clappin!”
AND A QUICKIE
By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
These two short sentences speak volumes about our government and our culture:
- We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions of a few lunatics.
- Seems we constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run out of money, but do we ever hear about Welfare running out of money? What’s interesting is Social Security recipients worked for their money – Welfare Recipients did not.
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
Today’s Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month Moment
At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about this year’s Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards during Black History Month, (now called “Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month”). Kane and Buckwheat Blackwell are finalists, and Award-winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception thinks those guys have a pretty good chance.
Stories We’re Working On
OBAMA’S Muslim Mosque Mania
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TRUMP LEADING: Cruz And Rubio In Battle For Second
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PMSNBC’s DemocRAT Debate Was Lowest Rated of the Season
HILLARY spending more on polling than six Republican candidates COMBINED…
BILL CLINTON In The FBI Crosshairs, Too
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said Conservatives would be celebrating Ronald Reagan’s 102nd birthday this weekend:
(a) Reading Ronald Reagan’s quotes: 2%
(b) Watching Ronald Reagan’s movies: 1%
(c) Following Ronald Reagan’s Principles: 3%
(d) Calling everybody “Gipper”: 94%
SUPER BOWL HYPE HOT LINE
Some over-hyped items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally over-hyping subscribers.Whistleblower Video of the Day
Top 10 Super Bowl Commercials 2015 (NFL Super Bowl XLIX)
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
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