WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3, 2016

Greetings, Little Ladies!

From: The President Of The United States
To: The Women of America, Ages 18 – 26

You are being notified that you have been selected for training and service with the US Army, Navy, Marines and Air Force, courtesy of leftist social engineers who have no clue what military service or combat is all about.

US Defense Watch explains: The military draft ended in 1973, but since 1980, all young men in American must register for the draft on their 18th birthday and our eligible to be called up, should the nation need their services. Now, women will soon be eligible to be drafted as well; something the average American, who knows nothing about the military, hasn’t even contemplated.

This week, General Mark Milley, US Army Chief of Staff and Marine Commandant Robert Neller told Congress that they had no problem with women registering and being subject to a military draft, should the need arise.

Of course, they had no problem with that. For active-duty personnel to have a problem with the gender neutral self-immolation of the US military is tantamount to swallowing fifty Ambien and cannon-balling it with a bottle of Jack Daniels.

“It’s my personal view in light of integration that every American physically qualified should register for the draft,” Neller said. Milley echoed those remarks, saying “ALL ELIGIBLE MEN AND WOMEN” should be required to register.

Friedman’s Law of Unintended Consequences Strikes Again!