TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 2016
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With only “280” more days until the 2016 Presidential Elections, voters in Iowa can forget about being relevant for the next four years. —Hawkeye Bureau Chief Jan Michelson
Now that Iowa’s 27 delegates have been apportioned (Cruz (8), Trump (7), Rubio (7), Carson (3), Paul (1) and Bush (1)), my state has will become the center of the political universe, because our few crappy Republicans delegates will now be up for grabs. —Noted New Hampshire Political Reporter Manchester Tadwell
It sounds like 2012 all over again when The Blower called our race a “Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round in Iowa. —Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, and Rick Santorum
After my victory last night, I thanked God and all those Courageous Conservatives in Iowa. —Ted Cruz
Since I didn’t come in first in Iowa, does this mean I’ll now be facing a must-win situation in New Hampshire? —Donald Trump
I came in third in Iowa, so the Liberal Media declared me the winner. —Marco Rubio
My former campaign chairman Barry Bennett promised I was going to win Iowa. —Ben Carson
The problem with Iowa is that it’s “too white, too evangelical, and too rural.” —Obama Supporters in the Press playing the Race Card
Last night after the caucuses I ended my campaign due to illness, because it was obvious the voters were sick of me. —Mike Huckabee
Can you believe I only spent $2,884-per-vote in Iowa? —Jeb Bush
At least I didn’t spend very much time and effort to get my 2% of the vote in Iowa. —Ohio Governor John Kasich
We’re only having a single Republican Candidates Debate on Saturday before next week’s New Hampshire Primary. —ABC News
Did anybody notice when the anchors on CBS This Morning started laughing when I claimed I couldn’t be bought? —Hillary
Some people think we should even ask for a recount. —Bernie Sanders
Someday, shouldn’t somebody actually explain what a “caucus” is? —Noted Iowa Political Reporter Yspen Tadwell
That’s why we chose Larry King’s “I have never understood the Iowa caucus.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
Isn’t it odd how many local people were waiting to see the results of last night’s caucuses in Iowa before they decide which candidates they favor for president in 2016? — Whistleblower Senior National Political Analyst Britt Humus
The icing on the cake of Boehner leaving Congress would be for a future member
of the House Freedom Caucus to win the seat. —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders
I wonder how close the vote will be Wednesday night when Clermont County Republicans vote of “un-endorsing me. —Ohio Second District Podiatrist/ Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup
If we used the Caucus System for people to vote in Ohio, there wouldn’t be any problems with Early Voting and people wouldn’t have to stand in long lines. —Hamilton County Board of Elections
How come The Blower isn’t talking about the Kentucky Presidential Caucuses on March 5? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
When did you say they’ll be having those Caucuses in Kentucky? —Trish “The Dish,” TV 19 News
Sheree Paolello wants to cover it live. —Jack Atherton, formerly TV5 News, now appearing on Channel 22.45 in Dayton
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