MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 2016
And Keeping Them From Getting The News
So far today, all of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Faux Facebook Friends missed the latest updates on tonight’s Iowa Caucuses, that Big Cincinnati East TEA Party Candidate Forum, Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month, and their Hamilton County Property Taxes.
Now everybody’s wondering which Degenerate DemocRAT must have stared the rumor Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane might not be a “real person.”