Daily Archives: June 13, 2015

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

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SUNDAY, JUNE 14, 2015

Your Whistleblower Week in Review    

image006image006MONDAY (JUNE 8), in our Annual “Bluing of Hamilton County” E-dition, The Blower said, “We told You So, Many, Many Years Ago!,” in our Special “Plan Watch” E-dition, The Blower said “We Hope It Will Be Worth the Wait!, and in our Special “Plan Watch Update” E-dition, The Blower said “We Haven’t Seen The Plan Yet, But…

image006TUESDAY (JUNE 9), in our Special “More Common Sense of Rights” E-dition, The Blower said, “Thomas Paine is turning over in his grave!” and in our Special “Our Plan Watch Continues” E-dition, The Blower said, “The More We Hear, the Less We Like It!”

 

image006WEDNESDAY (JUNE 10), in Special “Wednesday Woes” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Waiting for More Bad News From Cincinnati City Hall!” in our Special “Artis Conception Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Totally Protected By the First Amendment!” And in our Special “PC Policing” E-dition, The Blower said, “Reaction to Chief Blackwell’s ‘Plan’ Was Not Encouraging!”

image006THURSDAY (JUNE 11), in our Special “Panning the Plan” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Right Out of The Obama Playbook” and in our Special “The Plan Must Be Working” E-dition, The Blower said, “There were zero shootings at curfew centers last night!”

image006FRIDAY (JUNE 12) in our Special “Stirring the Pot” E-dition, The Blower said, “The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not pay… The Shadow knows!” in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s still the same old BS!” and in our Special “Breaking News Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “ But He’s Not Really Dead!”

image006SATURDAY (JUNE 13) in our Special “Early Flag Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re remembering those who have fought and died to protect it” and in our Special “Flag Day Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “This year, let’s all sing our National Anthem at the ball game!”

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This Week’s Top Stories

image006OUR NUMBER ONE AWARD-WINNING PHOTO ILLUSTRATOR ARTIS CONCEPTION STORY THIS WEEK was back on May 20, when Artis showed us what the City looking like it’s “Gone With the Wind,” with a Mostly Minority Member Cast starring Chief Blackwell and Loretta Lynchmob, with Traci “I Doesn’t Know Nothin’ About Birthin’ Babies” Hunter on the left and bearded Mayor John Cranley trying to pull his own weight on the right.   

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image006OUR NUMBER TWO AWARD-WINNING PHOTO ILLUSTRATOR ARTIS CONCEPTION STORY THIS WEEK was last Tuesday, when Artis showed us that although there had no big announcement of Chief Blackwell’s “Hug-a-Thug” Plan on Monday (after City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black’s last-Friday deadline had been extended), Chief Blackwell had called to say, “Here I come to save the day,” because his plan was then expected to be released Wednesday morning.

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image006AND OUR NUMBER THREE AWARD-WINNING PHOTO ILLUSTRATOR ARTIS CONCEPTION STORY THIS WEEK was Wednesday morning, when Chief Blackwell actually announced his plan, to reduce Black-on-Black Violence, even after Police removed a body from a wooded area behind a church in the Killing Fields of Over-the-Rhine, and a man confronting Police with a rifle was killed by Police in Northside, Tuesday night.

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Artis Conception’s “Cincinnati Police Chief” Series Is Now Available for Downloading (Collect ‘em All)image003

 Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us Journalists holding Tom Brady to a higher standard than Hillary.

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You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.image003

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

 image012Wesley Pruden says skeptics of Obama’s failed trade legislation still abound, including both DemocRATS and Republicans, and John Boehner, the Republican speaker, has cheerfully connived with the Obama administration to keep as many of the details as possible hidden in the legislative argle-bargle. Curious members of Congress who insist on reading the legislation they’re asked to vote for must repair to a secret room in the Capitol to read it. They can take no notes, and they are required to sign a paper that they will say nothing about what they read in the secret room. No one but a congressman who knows the password and the secret handshake can enter the secret room.

The 2016 Elections will not only be about correcting ALL of Obama’s mistakes and attempting to secure fair reporting from the Liberal news media, but it will also be making sure Republicans get the leadership they vote for. That means the next 513 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards. image003

 This Week’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award

Rachel Dolezal embarrassed people of all races this week when the Caucasian President of the local chapter of the NAALCD (National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS) in Spokane, Washington continued to claim she was “Black.” Is Rachel not the Stupidest White Liberal Liar you’ve ever heard of?
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Liberals have already cheered a cross-dresser like Bruce Jenner for claiming he’s a woman. Maybe they’ll now also applaud Rachel Dolezal for claiming she’s Black.image003 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

       image014 Comedian Jerry Seinfeld was selected to be The Blower’s Guest Editor this week for saying political correctness is “creepy” and that people who believe in it “don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.” Speaking on “Late Night with Seth Meyers,” Seinfeld said the young people don’t know what words such as “sexist” really mean. “They just want to use these words: ‘That’s racist’. ‘That’s sexist’. ‘That’s prejudice,'” he said. “They don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.”

     Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.”image003

 The Feck Stops Here

image016CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET wanted us to ask Metro Mole at The Fishwrap about all those rumors at the Hamilton County Courthouse concerning KimBall Perry’s “departure” when The Fishwrap is still publicizing his web page featuring all those pictures of Convicted Ditzy DemocRAT Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are still continuing to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.image003

 Absent-Minded Andersonians

          image018Our “Kenwood Sorehead” wants to know if Anderson Township is really having the biggest Flag Day parade in history on Sunday, why in the heck is it not advertised on Anderson Township events webpage, Anderson Towne Center’s events webpage, or Andy Pappas’ webpage for his dry cleaning business featuring a no-panties special on June 22’s “No Pants Day?” Are Kenwoodians not invited?  What the heck?

Inattentive Andersonians apologize for the oversight, and asked The Blower to welcome everybody to join all those Peaceful, Caucasian, God-fearing Heterosexual Andersonians watching the 542 units scheduled to participate in the five-mile-long parade on Sunday morning, advising visitors from other areas to avoid the massive traffic jams anticipated on the PFC James Miller IV Memorial Highway. “We can’t understand why more people weren’t aware of our big event,” complained Anderson Township Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson (no relation to Disgraced Ex-Forrest Gump Schools Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson), “You mean the whole world doesn’t read our Around Anderson Newsletter?”image003

 In Northern Kentucky

image020BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says according to the Truth Revolt, Kentucky is an ObamaCare hotbed. Politico calls the state “an Obamacare bright spot.” It’s the only Southern state to go all-in on the Affordable Care Act. The numbers for enrollees are through the roof. But lurking in the shadows of all of this success claimed by the White House is the stark reality that these newly-insured patients are going to have nowhere to go to receive care.

According to The Courier-Journal, Kentucky hospitals are facing billions of dollars in cuts, they are being forced to lay off staff, some medical services are no longer being offered, and others are shutting their doors.

The biggest blow came by way of the Medicaid expansion in the state. Most of those who enrolled in Kentucky took full advantage of the expanded Medicaid, despite predictions by the Congressional Budget Office to the contrary. And because this government insurance has such low rates of reimbursement to hospitals (Medicaid only paying 82% of actual costs), officials have issued a warning called “Code Blue” by the Kentucky Hospital Association.image003

More Politics Unusual

image006image030OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “Republican candidate Carly Fiorina said that if she becomes president she wants people to be able to take out their phones and vote on ideas during her speeches. Which worked out well for people who already had their phones out during Carly Fiorina’s speeches.”  Conan O’Brien said, “Jeb Bush is taking his presidential campaign on a tour of Europe. He’s telling Europeans, “I like you guys because you’re comfortable having the same family in charge for centuries.” And Seth Meyers said, “Presidential hopeful Rand Paul warned the media today that if anyone is mean to his wife during the campaign, they’ll have to answer to him. And Hillary Clinton said that if anyone is mean to Bill, that’s totally fine,” “Presidential hopeful Lindsey Graham, who is single, said today that if elected he will have a ‘rotating first lady.’ Even creepier, he said it on Tinder, and Donald Trump said over the weekend that his decision whether to run for president is going to make a lot of people very happy. That’s too bad. I was hoping he would run.

image006THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says some Americans think this checks-and-balances thing is overrated.  Obama bypassed Congress to reshape his health care law and to change the nation’s immigration policy, but he’s now upset that the courts may find those unilateral actions unconstitutional. At the same time, in a separate case, the U.S. Supreme Court is expected to rule any day now on the constitutionality of some of the subsidies provided under Obamacare for low-income Americans to buy health insurance. [READ MORE HERE]

image006image031HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says by now you might be getting the idea that on June 14, 1777, the Continental Congress chose the American Flag, which is a symbol for Freedom around the world, except in our own Blue States. How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag? Maybe they took a Flag Poll.

image006THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose South Dakota Real Republican Senator John Thune’s: “I believe our flag is more than just cloth and ink. It is a universally recognized symbol that stands for liberty, and freedom. It is the history of our nation, and it’s marked by the blood of those who died defending it.”

image006ONLY EIGHT MORE DAYS: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering says please don’t forget, June 22 is the last day toyou’re your Second Half 2014 Hamilton County Property Taxes (jacked up by our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor) and any taxes paid after that date will accrue a penalty and/or interest; and failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest. But also in Anderson, Trustee Andy Pappas says on June 22 women can come first on “No Panty Day” at his Cleaner Concepts at 7857 PFC James W Miller IV Memorial Highway.


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image006LIBERAL LUNACY:
In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #164, Quote Liberal Hero Karl Marx: “There is only one way to kill capitalism—by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.”

image006JOHN GALT says “I started my life with a single absolute: that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highest values and never to be given up to a lesser standard, no matter how long or hard the struggle.”

 image006image042LIBERAL NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: week, with Cincinnati Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell’s  “Hug a Thug” Program doing such a great job reducing Black-on- Black Violence, we found another offensive ode by our old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves in his latest book “Racist Poems to Riot By,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.    

Scaring the Suburbanites                                  
The next time you go downtown to get mugged,
Be careful when you meet your first thug.
He might not think you’re funny,
If instead of your money,
You offer to give that big thug a hug.                        

 image006image043IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “EXPLOITING THE FLAG” every politician was taking part in the Annual Flag Day Parade, and our three Corrupt County Commissioners were about the best ways to exploit the best ways to exploit the day’s events. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols

image006image048MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says Law-and-Order Republicans in Ohio have already denounced Hamilton County Prosecutor “Tokin’ Joe: Deters’ Pot Growers’ proposal. Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine called legalization “a stupid idea,” and Thursday, Ohio Auditor Dave Yost rejected the new report’s credibility on Twitter, saying “The Deters marijuana commission report today has all the credibility of a tobacco industry study on the safety of smoking.” But somebody said if we check out the membership of Deters’ Ohio Marijuana Task Force, you’ll see a couple of other familiar faces, like The Whistleblower’s Legal Dream Team Chairman, Scott Greenwood, and Cincinnati’s Last Real Police Chief Tom Streicher. [YOU CAN SEE THAT MEMBERSHIP LIST HERE]

image006image057WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES reports according to The Street, Stocks ended Friday’s trading day lower and were mixed for the week. The S&P 500 closed down 0.70%, the Dow Jones Industrial Average slipped 0.78%, or 140 points, and the Nasdaq declined 0.62%. For the week the, the S&P 500 ended flat, rising just 0.06%. The Dow eked out a 0.28% gain, while the Nasdaq fell 0.34%

image006image059THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and The Blower reports Obama, Mooch Michelle, and their entourage will again be returning to Martha’s Vineyard for this year’s over-taxed payer funded summer vacation.

Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

 Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.

image006image060FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher what he thought of Cincinnati Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell’s Dumbed-Down “90-Day Black-on-Black Violence Reduction Plan” for Obama’s Long Hot Racially Divided Summer. “Blackwell’s ‘Hug-a-Thug’ Program is so stupid, it looks like it comes straight out of the Obama Playbook,” Kane explained, just like Obama’s latest plan to defeat those Murdering Muslim Terrorists from ISIS.”

image069Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.image003THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL

Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible.
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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE

e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today.image003

AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

image006image064MONDAY (JUNE 15) we’ll be featuring our “Official Republican Survey” E-dition, but we’ll still be continuing to count down the 585 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

image006TUESDAY (JUNE 16) we’ll be reporting the success of Cincinnati’s Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell’s Dumbed Down “90-Day Black-on-Black Violence Reduction Plan” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will report the latest body count.

image006WEDNESDAY, (JUNE 17)  we’ll be celebrating the 43rd Anniversary of Nixon’s Watergate Break-in and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” we’ll be comparing that to some of Obama’s Scandals.

image006THURSDAY (JUNE 18) we’ll be remembering how 1815 Napoleon was defeated at Waterloo on that date, and wondering if what Obama’s Waterloo will be.

image006The first line of FRIDAY’S (JUNE 19) limerick is:To honor your dad on Father’s Day

image006AND SATURDAY (JUNE 20), will be our Official Paddlefest Edition, along with getting ready for the Summer Solstice.

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT County Auditor, after this week’s Premature E-jubilation when Hamilton County Over-Taxed Payers began celebrating too soon the moment word came on Friday that Dusty Rhodes had died, only ten days before their jacked-up Property Taxes would due on June 22, but it only turned out to be WWE Wrestler Virgil Runnels, who wrestled under the name Dusty Rhodes.

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 WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

e-mail your revolutionary recaps today

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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. image003

Whistleblower Video of the Week

Vote Hillary Clinton: Because You Owe Her Big Time | Scott Ott Thought


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