FRIDAY, JUNE 12, 2015

More Premature E-Jubilation

Hamilton County Over-Taxed Payers began celebrating too soon when word came on Friday that Dusty Rhodes had died, only ten days before their jacked-up Property Taxes would due on June 22.

But it wasn’t Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT County Auditor (whom Hamilton County RINO Party always allowed to run unopposed)” who’d shuffled off this mortal coil. It was only that has-been WWE Wrestler Virgil Runnels, who wrestled under the name Dusty Rhodes who had faked his last match on Thursday.

We repeat, in spite of the erroneous news reports you might hear, Hamilton County Auditor Dusty Rhodes did not die yesterday.

He Just Smells That Way…