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Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 6, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Sight-And-Sound Bites —

BUMP STOCKS: The Gun Modification That Made The Las Vegas Shooting So Deadly


TRACER ROUNDS Could’ve Helped Improve His Accuracy


MARK STEYN On Gun Control And Bump Stocks

TUCKER CARLSON: Horror Joined By Confusion In Las Vegas Massacre


Las Vegas Massacre What They’re NOT Telling You


MARK DICE: Something Is Very Wrong With MSNBC

LIZ WHEELER DESTROYS JIMMY KIMMEL, some more!!

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Jimmy Kimmel On Vegas: Republicans “Should Be Praying For God To Forgive Them”

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TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES

Pelosi Descends Further Into Madness

 

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Harvey Weinstein: Right-Wing ‘Conspiracy’ Out To Get Me

Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein believes that accusations of sexual harassment on his part are part of a “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy” to bring down the big donor to DemocRAT causes, according to the DailyMail.com.

The Extreme Right-Wing New York Times is reporting that the founder of the Miramax film company has been accused of reaching at least eight settlements with women for sexually harassing behavior going back three decades.

He is said, for example, to have paid actress Rose McGowan $100,000 in a settlement for an incident shortly before her breakthrough role in the horror movie Scream, and to have asked hysterical feminist activist/actress Ashley Judd to watch him shower. Judd said she was invited up to Weinstein’s room 20 years ago where he appeared in a bathrobe and asked if he could massage her or watch him shower.

Judd remembered thinking, “How do I get out of the room as fast as possible without alienating Harvey Weinstein?”

She soon got another invitation and was asked to give him a shoulder rub, according to the Daily Mail, or to watch him shower.

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CNN To Launch Real News Spinoff Site

ATLANTA, GA—After years of publishing distorted headlines, slanted news articles, and heavily biased news coverage, media giant CNN announced Friday that it has decided to launch a spinoff site that focuses on real news comprised of objective facts.

Dubbed “CNN: Real,” the site is designed to bring the news media empire into the arena of publishing real news, a step away from its roots as a channel that covers entirely fabricated stories and shamelessly spins all news into liberal talking points. (MORE)

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                                                                                         “How Could Harvey Weinstein Get Away With This?” Asks Man Currently Ignoring Sexual Misconduct Of 17 Separate Coworkers, Friends, Acquaintances (Like At The Forest Hills School District)

WOBURN, MA—In light of reports that Miramax cofounder Harvey Weinstein had sexually harassed women for decades with no apparent consequences, local man Devin Blanford, who is currently ignoring the sexual misconduct of 17 separate coworkers, acquaintances, and friends, wondered Friday how Weinstein was able to get away with it. “How was this allowed to happen in the year 2017?” said an exasperated Blanford, who reportedly has willfully refused to acknowledge let alone challenge suggestive comments made by coworkers toward female colleagues and the unwanted sexual advances made by his friends toward women at social gatherings. “I know he’s a powerful man, but that doesn’t mean these disgusting things [that I deliberately choose to overlook in my own life or rationalize so quickly that it’s barely even a conscious act] can just be tolerated. Look, no one wants to rock the boat, I get that, but [other] people need to speak out, even if it’s uncomfortable.” At press time, a friend had forwarded a woman’s Tinder profile to Blanford and asked, “You think this bitch is gonna spread on the first date?” to which Blanford, after a pause, replied, “hahaha idk.”

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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

 

The jackass is an appropriate logo for the Lefty ‘progressive’ DemocRATS. They continually make fools of themselves while pursuing their Anti-American agenda. They are ass clowns and a disgrace to our country.

They are pouring out of their clown cars virtue signaling while demanding an end to our Second Amendment. That’s not going to happen without a Civil War.

The jackasses keep clowning around and spouting ridiculous statements.

Take a look at what Nancy Sinatra tweeted: 

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