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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP STORY —
Amazon, Walmart Slash Crooked Hillary’s “WTF Happened” Book 40% Before Today’s Release
Trump Trolls Hillary Clinton With Hilarious Tweet
The Daily Wire says President Donald Trump really loved needling Hillary Clinton throughout the 2016 presidential campaign, and even though he crushed her in the election, he just can’t stop hammering her on Twitter.
Even though Trump spent all day Saturday in Texas, comforting victims of Hurricane Harvey and handing out food to those in need, the president took time in the evening to re-tweet a hilarious meme that has been making the rounds on the internet. (MORE)
NOW HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF CROOKED HILLARY’S EXCUSES
— TONIGHT’S TOP TEN SIGHT-AND-SOUND BITES —
Hillary Not Doing Well on New Book Tour
Tucker Carlson Laughs At Hillary Clinton’s New Book
Hillary Will Regret Releasing Her New Book Because Of This “Well Said Gregg Jarrett & Larry Elder”
Greg Gutfeld Reacts To Hillary Clinton’s New Book On Her Loss To Trump
Social Media Shreds Hillary’s New Book with Devastating Truth Bombs
HILLARY: I Think DemocRATS Will Continue To Face A ‘Very Difficult Media Environment’
Hillary Confronted at Book Signing: “What Happened to Your 33,000 Emails?”
Liar Liar Pants On Fire (HILARIOUS) Hillary Song
Dem Senator Durbin: “I Respect The Fact [Clinton] Said She Is Never Going To Be A Candidate Again”
Politico’s Rachael Bade: “It Seems Hillary Might Be The Only DemocRAT Who’s Excited About this Book”
Hillary Attempts To Read Her New Book
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—TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE —
Hillary’s New Book “Mein Kampaign” Found On Bathroom Server
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—TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —
Revelations From Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir
What Happened, a new memoir detailing the trials and tribulations of Hillary Clinton’s 2016 campaign, was released today, with Clinton supporters and detractors already divided on its contents. Here are some of Hillary’s bombshell revelations: (MORE)
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— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE BABYLON BEE —
FBI Investigation Into Hillary Clinton’s Email Use Reveals She Is Above The Law
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After clearly and methodically laying out an iron-clad case for recommending charges against Hillary Clinton Tuesday, FBI Director James Comey instead announced that the comprehensive investigation into her use of a personal email system had found the presumptive Democratic nominee for President to be totally and utterly above the law. (MORE)
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
Hillary just won’t go away. Now she’s subjecting us to her mewling about how unfair things were and how deplorable people were to her. She tells us that she didn’t even bother writing her concession speech. As if she ever wrote anything. She pays scriptwriters for that. Now another writer has ghostwritten her latest book in which she blames everyone but herself. She even blames Bernie Sanders, from whom she stole the primaries. Sanders, being the politically correct wimp that he is, even supported the thieving witch, but Hillary blamed him regardless. (MORE)
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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 237. There Are Now Only 1,127 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
