SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 2017
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HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1994, white supremacist Byron De La Beckwith was convicted in the murder of African-American civil rights leader Medgar Evers 31 years earlier. Now that’s really something worthy of celebration during Black History Month.

OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Thomas Sowell’s “WHAT is called Black History Month might more accurately be called “the sins of white people” month. The sins of any branch of the human race are virtually inexhaustible, but the history of blacks in America includes a lot more than the sins of white people, which are put front and center each February.

THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Just like the presidential campaign before it, the post-election political reality is all Trump, all the time, and Americans overall are feeling pretty good about that. While DemocRATS try to stall or stop President Trump’s Cabinet and Supreme Court nominees and take to the streets to protest his executive orders, 47% of voters say the country’s heading in the right direction. That’s up nine points from the week before and the highest level of optimism in over 12 years of surveying.
THURSDAY, OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER SAID LATE NIGHT COMEDIANS WERE STIL TAKING CHEAP SHOTS AT TRUMP, LIKE JIMMY FALLON’S: Today is Groundhog Day. Punxsutawney Phil came out and saw his shadow, which means Trump is going to start fights with six more countries.

JAMES CORDEN: Today was Groundhog Day, the day where we predict six more weeks of winter if the groundhog sees his shadow. The groundhog has been predicting weather since 1887 and has been wrong 61 percent of the time. And yet, this is still front-page news every year. So I guess fake news isn’t a recent phenomenon. You know that this isn’t actually based on any science, right? And for that reason, Donald Trump has just appointed the groundhog to a special committee on climate change.

SETH MEYERS: President Trump spoke at the National Prayer Breakfast this morning. Of course, ever since he was elected, every breakfast is a prayer breakfast. “Please, God, don’t let these be my last Froot Loops.

STEPHEN COLBERT: On Saturday, our president spoke with Australian Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and lashed out at Turnbull on the phone call. Please don’t pick a fight with Australia! They’ll cut off our supply of Uggs, koala jerky, and Hugh Jackman.

NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, The Odious Octegenarian, who says with all those presidential birthdays coming up this month, it’s no coincidence this poem appears in his “Sentimental Poems of Presidential Birthdays,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.

Honesty Might Not Be the Best Policy
They called him “Honest Abe”
He meant just what he said.
But Washington couldn’t handle that
So they shot him in the head.

SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. This week, let’s all re-read the “Tom Brinkman Story.”

IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “MISSION IMPOSSIBLE” “President Jimmy Carter called the IM Team to help free those 50 members of the Carter-Mondale Re-election Committee held captive by terrorists for four months in Iran. That op-ed column first appeared in the legendary Mt. Washington Press on March 8, 1980. 

MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER is working on a new story for when Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor Cranley caves on his Stupid Sanctuary City Policy.

LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” No. 137 says, “Tell a joke”: Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

GOING GALT means taking the John Galt Pledge. Let’s all say it together: “I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”  

WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says the House passed bills to block various regulations recently put into effect by former President Obama. The Senate approved three of President Trump’s cabinet nominations, including Rex Tillerson to serve as Secretary of State, Elaine Chao as Transportation Secretary and Steve Mnuchin as Treasury Secretary. The upper chamber also approved some of the regulatory measures passed by the House this week.

Next Week: The House will continue to vote to repeal various Obama-era regulations. The Senate will continue to hold confirmation votes on the pending Trump cabinet nominees (see below).

THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others, and Kent Yoshimura says, “Although I’m not a big fan of birthdays, I am totally willing to take full advantage of it.”

Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

FINALLY AT THIS AFTERNOON’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were not at all surprised when  Vice President Mike Pence arrived at Andrews Air Force Base on Sunday afternoon to escort two wounded soldiers and their guests to the Super Bowl in Houston. Pence landed at the base shortly after noon to meet up with Marine Staff Sgt. Anthony Mannino, Jr., who was wounded in Iraq in 2008, and Army Staff Sgt. Frederick Manning, who was injured in Afghanistan last year, to fly them to the game aboard Air Force Two. Mannino invited his wife Diane as his guest and Manning brought along his nurse from Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, Army Sgt. First Class Charles Stanley. Mannino was rooting for the New England Patriots, while Manning was pulling for their opponent, the Atlanta Falcons. “We’ve got Falcons fans. We’ve got Patriot fans,” Pence said, shaking their hands upon meeting them, according to the pool report. “There’ll be a winner on this plane on the way back,” he quipped.

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping Democrat Auditor, who still hasn’t explained exactly how his office came up with its Fair Property Values for your Jacked-Up Property Taxes in Anderson, because word around the local real estate offices is that there are still a lot of new inquiries for homes in West Clermont school district.  Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows us another successful audit.

AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

MONDAY (FEBRUARY 6) we’ll be celebrating Ronald Reagan’s 107th Birthday by reminding everybody once again what he did to those left-wing agitators at Berkeley.

TUESDAY (FEBRUARY 7) our Real Subscribers will be commenting on illegal Cincinnati’s Sanctuary City Status.

WEDNESDAY, (FEBRUARY 8) The Blower will be checking to see how many of Cincinnati’s mayoral and clown-cil candidates are sponsoring Illegal Immigrants.

THURSDAY (FEBRUARY 9) we’ll be catching up on Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month, and checking all those white people’s “Guilt Indexes.”

THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (FEBRUARY 10) LIMERICK IS: “When The Auditor Jacks Up Your Taxes.”

AND SATURDAY (FEBRUARY 11) we’ll be getting ready for Lincoln’s Birthday Day when we celebrate the Gipper’s 106th Birthday on Sunday.

Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.

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