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Special “Weekend Wrap-up” E-dition

Trump’s 1,003rd Day In Office

And We’re Documenting 2016’s Greatest Presidential Campaign In History With Our “Only WEEKEND WRAP-UP” E-dition



Investors Business Daily Says Trump Is Up 2 Points Nationwide, While Hillary Campaigns As If The Race Is Already Won — IBD/TIPP Pollimage005

image006 image012WIKILEAKS UPDATE: Breitbart says earlier today ABC/WaPo announced a new media daily tracking poll“; a collaboration with Langer Research and Associates,progressively minded strategic partner. Fortuitously, on the same day, WikiLeaks revealed an internal communication within the Clinton camp that also discusses “media polling” and provides an extensive attachment to an archived Atlas Project political polling research memo. [We have formatted into a pdf for your review] The combination of the two events provides an excellent opportunity to show and discuss how ‘media polling’ is constructed to sell an approved (and intentional) storyline; a narrative. (MORE)

image012THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says early results from their final debate are in, and Donald Trump remains barely ahead of Hillary Clinton in the White House Watch. The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey of Likely U.S. Voters finds Trump with a 43% to 41% lead over
DemocRAT rival. Voters also say this year’s presidential race more negative than ever. Voters rate a candidate’s policies more important than character, and Voters Put More Emphasis on a Candidate’s Business Experience.

image012image015TODAY’S QUOTE IS FROM NEWT GINGRICH, who says “Certainly the polling that we’ve seen recently would indicate that he [Trump] has come on and begun to move. And this is in an environment where the elite news media has done everything they could to destroy him.  So it’s a remarkable tribute to Trump’s ability to persevere and to the degree that he represents the spirit of millions and millions of Americans that he has survived this onslaught.”

image012OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER says Thursday night James Corden said: The big story of the debate was Donald Trump saying he might not accept the results of the election. Honestly, I didn’t know you could do that. I didn’t know you could just not accept things. If that’s the case, I’ve decided not to accept the results of my last acting audition. Last night, Trump said he was going to keep us in suspense. But today he said he “will totally accept the results of this great and historic presidential election — if I win!” So in other words, no. No, right?” Jimmy Kimmel said: Last night from Las Vegas, “Trump vs. Clinton 3” — and just like that, we’re one step closer to never having to watch cable news again. It was the third most watched debate in history. More than 71 million people watched/screamed at their TV. We have a Trump hangover. We are all still recovering from last night’s third and final debate, if there is a God. CNN named the winner hours before the debate began. They say it was Excedrin, for their tweet, “The possibility of a debate headache is high, be prepared with Excedrin.” Of course, after watching the debate, we know the real winner was NyQuil — “Sweet darkness of sleep, it’s your only escape.”

Meanwhile, Trump Trashers At the Washington Post claim the whole world is laughing at Donald Trump in SNL’s new debate sketch.

But The Liberal Media Conspiracy probably wasn’t laughing Thursday night at the Al Smith Dinner when The Trumpster called out the Corrupt Media’s members of Hillary’s Campaign Team from NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, The New York Times, and The Washington Post.image008

You Can See That Video Here

image012HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on yesterday’s date in 1975, Air Force Sergeant Leonard Matlovich, a decorated veteran of the Vietnam War, was given a “general” discharge after publicly declaring his homosexuality and long-time Whistleblower reader, Anderson resident Jim Applegate (who has since passed away) was the Air Force Colonel who prosecuted him. In Obama’s Army, Matlovich would probably be given general’s stars by now and been married to his gay lover at the White House, and Colonel Jim would now spinning in his grave.

image012image009MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Halloween is nearing and we have another timely poem from the Bard of Cleves.       

Scary Sentiments
Upcoming is a holiday
We call it Halloween,
When every girl can be a princess
And every boy a queen.

image012image011IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “For The Children” Patronage County Commissioners were once again breaking the Sunshine Law when they were engaged in an illegal meeting where county business was being discussed. “I’m afraid the Patronage County Schools Tax Hike is going down to defeat,” said Commissioner Filch. “Somehow the voters have caught on that it’s a really bad deal.” This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.

image012image015MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says if you think our Feckless Fishwrappers have been unfair-and-biased with their 2016 election coverage, just wait till you see their plans unfold during the upcoming Tensing trial.

image017image012LIBERAL LUNACY:
In Human Events’ #302 is to tell a joke: Q: What do Vanilla Ice, Eminem, and Barack Obama have in common?  A: They’ve all made careers pretending to be black men.  

image012JOHN GALT says, “The symbol of all relationships among such men, the moral symbol of respect for human beings, is the trade…A trader is a man who earns what he gets and does not give or take the undeserved.”

image012image026WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says U.S. stocks closed flat Friday, but the broad market still finished the week higher, snapping its weekly losing streak at two, with the market swinging up and down as good earnings reports from some companies were offset by others that fell short of Wall Street forecasts.

image027image012THE F
still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others.

Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Now Plan To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

image012image030FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the Trump campaign’s declaration of war against Ohio GOP chairman Matt Borges, who’s supposedly told some folks in the news media he doesn’t know how he plans to vote for president in 2016. But in an e-mail to The Blower tonight, Borges says “I will be supporting a straight Republican ticket – starting with Donald Trump for President.”Make what you will of that, Fishwrappers.

image041Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially those fun-loving Clintons, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.image003

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image037Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.  

            This week we’re featuring Mikey Brown, a portly pantload from Indian Hill, who wanted to win the Punt, Pass, and Kick Competition to please his dad, who was a real football fanatic. Poor Little Mikey dreamed of standing at mid-field during halftime, where a stadium full of fans would cheer him, and everybody else at home would see him on TV.image003


image012image039MONDAY (OCTOBER 24) The Blower will be covering Donald Trump’s rally in Tampa while we’re continuing to count down the 88 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

image012TUESDAY (OCTOBER 25) will be our “Ignorance and Apathy” E-dition because Indecision 2016 has provided us with more stupid low-information voters that we know what to do with, as our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will probably show.

image012WEDNESDAY (OCTOBER 26) we’ll be covering the Final Presidential Debate in Las Vegas.

image012THURSDAY (OCTOBER 27) we’ll be talking about that “School Tax Scam” in Cincinnati now that some of our local snitches have given us a little bit more information.

image012THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (OCTOBER 28) LIMERICK IS “What folks will be wearing on Halloween Night”

image012AND SATURDAY (October 29) we’ll still be wondering if we can ever find a way to celebrate National Sarcasm Month, while we’re once again be reporting on what people will be wearing at Miss Vicki’s Special Invitation Halloween Party.

Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.image003

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image043And The Blower believes the next 16 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance the Liberal Agenda.image003 image006