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THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story — 
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
Rush Limbaugh says: And there’s Lester Holt (Rhymes With Dolt) reporting on what a great place North Korea is and how much fun the citizens have there — and they go on vacation like Americans do, and they go skiing! And the whole thing was a propaganda setup and Lester Holt fell for it. And they pulled him out of there, and I think they brought him back to New York, and everybody at NBC now is supposedly profoundly embarrassed over this.
— Quote Of The Day —
— Current Campaign Fundraising Themes —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
NFL Disrespects Our Vets Again; Time To Boycott The Super Bowl
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – Cosmopolitan Magazine made history this week by featuring a man pretending to be a woman on their cover (below).
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Planned Parenthood Needs ‘White Women to Save this Country’
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Messages Either Huge Scandal Or Nothing At All, Depending On Your Political Leanings
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Trump’s Switzerland Trip Cancelled As President Deemed Flight Risk
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
— HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FAKE NEWS SITE —
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The Blower still believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 370 And There Are Now Only 1,013 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
