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THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

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—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

Rush Limbaugh says: And there’s Lester Holt (Rhymes With Dolt) reporting on what a great place North Korea is and how much fun the citizens have there — and they go on vacation like Americans do, and they go skiing! And the whole thing was a propaganda setup and Lester Holt fell for it. And they pulled him out of there, and I think they brought him back to New York, and everybody at NBC now is supposedly profoundly embarrassed over this.

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

NFL Disrespects Our Vets Again; Time To Boycott The Super Bowl

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“All The News That’s Fit To Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)

Cosmo Features Tranny Cover

NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – Cosmopolitan Magazine made history this week by featuring a man pretending to be a woman on their cover (below).

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Planned Parenthood Needs ‘White Women to Save this Country’ TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE

Messages Either Huge Scandal Or Nothing At All, Depending On Your Political Leanings

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Trump’s Switzerland Trip Cancelled As President Deemed Flight Risk

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Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

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