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THURSDAY, AUGUST 24, 2017
But You Probably Hear Much About It From The Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY —
Social Media Users Mock Reuters For Calling Anti-Trump Protesters ‘Peace Activists’
International news agency Reuters was mocked on social media Wednesday after it referred to anti-Trump protesters as “peace activists” in its reporting of President Trump’s rally in Phoenix on Tuesday night. (MORE)
Meanwhile, Wall Street Journal Reporters Were Chided By The Editor For Their “Selective Criticism” Of Trump
The Hill says reporters at The Wall Street Journal were reportedly criticized for their coverage of President Trump’s Tuesday rally by a top editor at the outlet who asked staff to “stick to reporting” and avoid “selective criticism.”
“Sorry. This is commentary dressed up as news reporting,” editor-in-chief Gerard Baker wrote in an early Wednesday morning email to a group of Wall Street Journal editors and reporters after reading a draft of a story on Trump’s Phoenix rally.
In a follow-up email, Baker asked, “Could we please just stick to reporting what he said rather than packaging it in exegesis and selective criticism?” (MORE)
Cleves Man Walks Along SR 128 In Confederate Attire As Form Of Protest
Ohio Civil War Re-Enactor: ‘Stop Getting Your Panties In An Uproar, America’
— TONIGHT’S SIGHT-AND-SOUND BITES —
Reuters Calls Left-Wing Antifa Rioters Outside Phoenix Trump Rally ‘Peace Activists’
Phoenix PD Attack Peaceful Protesters at Trump Rally
Phoenix Protester Gets Shot By Pepper Balls After Trump Rally
Nancy Pelosi: “The Constitution Does Not Say That A Person Can Yell Wolf In A Crowded Theater”
Pelosi: DemocRATS Have ‘Won Every Fight’ Against Republicans
Angry White House Reporter At Press Briefing: ‘I Can’t Take It Anymore!’ YELLS At Huckabee Sanders
CNN’s Paranoid Delusions Are Getting Worse
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— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE BABYLON BEE —
Facebook Now Allows Users To Flag Anything They Disagree With As ‘Literally Hitler’
— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —
New Clinton Memoir: ‘We All Made Mistakes But You Made Most Of Them’
NEW YORK—In candid excerpts released Wednesday from her forthcoming memoir What Happened, Hillary Clinton reflects on her unsuccessful 2016 presidential bid, revealing to readers, “We all made mistakes, but you made most of them.” “I’m not suggesting it’s entirely your fault, but, let’s be frank, 99 percent of it is,” read one passage from the chapter entitled “Seriously, What Were You Thinking?” in which the former candidate conceded missteps she had made over the course of her campaign while also clarifying that none of them should have produced the final election outcome, which she characterized as “squarely on you fucking people.” “Indeed, fake news and Russian meddling played a part, and I’ve acknowledged I wasn’t the perfect candidate, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that the majority of the blame—all but the tiniest sliver—lies with you, the idiot voters. You really blew it, dumbasses. Bravo!” Sources later confirmed that Clinton devotes the final chapter of her memoir to how she has moved on from the election, begging her readers to not fuck that up for her too.
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 218. There Are Now Only 1,166 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
