Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved To Research The Coordinated Leftist Insurrection During Trump’s First Year In Office
Tonight’s Coverage Is At The Same Point Of The Trumpster’s First Year In Office. We’re Reviewing Our “SEPTEMBER 04 E-DITION. ”
It Was It Was Just More Coordinated Leftist Insurrection
SEPTEMBER 4, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG FAKE NEWS STORY —
Trump Steals Food From Black Kid
Photo Of Black Lies Matter Convoy Headed Down To Texas To Save Black Lives And Rebuild Black Communities.
After Trumps Give Food to Harvey Victims, A Truly Damning Photo of Obama Surfaces
(Christian News Alerts) – In the face of disasters we have to pull together as a nation. Whether he can support that effort, or destroy it, is a true test of a President. President Trump passed the test with flying colors, handing out food to Hurricane Harvey victims. Former President Obama, on the other hand, spent his time golfing through the Louisiana flood of 2016, according to Washington Times. (MORE)
Crooked Hillary’s Running Mate’s Son Arrested 
The Gateway Pundit says FOR OVER A YEAR conservative Americans and Trump supporters have been assaulted, spit on, beaten, cold-cocked, egged, chased, tackled and bloodied for attending Trump rallies and conservative events.
In March Linwood Kaine, youngest son of DemocRAT vice presidential candidate Tim Kaine, was arrested at the Minnesota State Capitol in March after disrupting a pro-Trump rally. The Radical ANTIFA Terrorist mob was hurling punches and spraying Trump supporters with pepper spray. (MORE)
Congratulations Tim, You’ve Raised A Terrorist
Sacramento City Council Votes Unanimously To Pay Gang Members $1.5 Million Not To Kill People
Sacramento To Pay Killers
Blue Lives Matter says the city of Sacramento is setting aside $1.5 million dollars of taxpayers’ money to pay gang members to stop killing people. The city council unanimously approved the “Advance Peace” program in an attempt to address their ongoing problem with violent crime, according to Fox News. (MORE)
Hillary Charging Hundreds for Book Signing Meet & Greet
Trump Trolls Hillary Clinton With Hilarious Tweet
The Daily Wire says President Donald Trump really loved needling Hillary Clinton throughout the 2016 presidential campaign, and even though he crushed her in the election, he just can’t stop hammering her on Twitter.
Even though Trump spent all day Saturday in Texas, comforting victims of Hurricane Harvey and handing out food to those in need, the president took time in the evening to re-tweet a hilarious meme that has been making the rounds on the internet. (MORE)
— BACK-TO-SCHOOL NEWS —
Conservative, Liberal Groups Assist Flood Victims
HOUSTON, Texas (World News Bureau) – Politics are taking a back seat in the wake of one of the nation’s largest natural disasters, as conservative and liberal groups come forward with aid for Texas flood victims.
Here are the top ten groups offering assistance:
Conservative Groups
National Rifle Association: Water, food, clothing, personal hygiene supplies
Focus On The Family: Water, food, clothing, Bibles, personal hygiene supplies
Southern Baptist Convention: Water, food, clothing, bedding
National Council of Churches: Water, food, clothing, Bibles
American Family Association: Water, food, clothing, personal hygiene supplies
Liberal Groups
NARAL Pro-Choice America: Box wines, abortion discount cards
The National Gay and Lesbian Taskforce: Anal lube, sex toys, children’s books
MoveOn.Org: Water, bongs, copies of “Rules For Radicals.”
Black Lives Matter: ‘Hands up’ tee shirts with every $25 donation
Planned Parenthood: ‘Pussy’ hats, Condoms
— TONIGHT’S BIG STORY FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE —
Melania Trump Denounced By Vogue Fashion Editor
On Tuesday the righteous attacked First Lady Melania Trump for wearing heels to board Marine One in the South Lawn on the way to inspect the damage the in Texas. Leading the charge was Lynn Yaeger from Vogue Magazine:
Melania Trump’s Hurricane Stilettos, and the White House’s Continual Failure to Understand Optics
Lynn Yaeger is a contributing fashion editor to Vogue.com and a contributing writer to Vogue. She is also a fashion columnist for Full Frontal Fashion, a style website in association with Sundance Channel…
— TONIGHT’S BIG STORY FROM THE BABYLON BEE —
Radical ANTIFA Terrorist Mob Torches Local Kids’ Lemonade Stand
ATLANTA, GA—Emerging from hiding places behind trees and buildings, a large gang of Antifa protesters clad in all black roughed up local children Jordan and Casey Hughes, 7 and 10, respectively, and burned their roadside lemonade stand to the ground, sources confirmed Saturday. (MORE)
— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —
Americans Take Day Off From Looking For Work
NEW YORK—Citing the day-in, day-out grind of waking up early every morning and plugging away nonstop to find a job, Americans across the nation are spending their Labor Day taking a well-deserved day off from looking for work. (MORE)
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT — 
Here’s an idea I had for a cartoon that didn’t warrant a full-blown treatment. Instead, it’s more like an illustration. I kept hearing the phrase, “hermit state” to describe North Korea, so I decided to draw Kim Jong-un as a hermit crab. (MORE)
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 229. There Are Now Only 1,155 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
