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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY —
MAKING CONSERVATIVE SPEECHES SAFE AGAIN
Ben Shapiro On Berkeley: “Everyone’s Treating It Like Godzilla’s Coming To Town”
Hot Air says Ben Shapiro was speaking at Berkeley tonight and the entire campus seemed to be preparing for the worst. Tuesday the city council voted in favor of allowing police to use pepper spray against violent protesters. Late last week school officials announced police would be closing 6 buildings, including the student center and student union, so campus police can create a perimeter around the hall where Shapiro will be speaking. That perimeter will include concrete blockades as well as officers.
Lauren Southern: Ben Shapiro UC Berkeley
UC Berkeley Braces For Visit By Conservative Ben Shapiro
Build The Wall! Berkeley Prepares For Ben Shapiro With Concrete K-Rail Barriers
Berkeley “Bracing” For Ben Shapiro Speech Tonight. Crazy Stuff.
TUCKER CARLSON: UC Berkeley Offering Counseling To Snowflakes Triggered by Ben Shapiro Speech
Ben Shapiro UC Berkeley Speech and Protests
Ben Shapiro LAUGHS At Melting California Snowflakes
“Berkeley Students Need COUNSELING for My Talk?” Ben Shapiro RIPS Berkeley Snowflakes
Ben Shapiro Gears Up For His Speech At Berkeley
Dershowitz: Berkeley Must Defend Free Speech
MARK DICE: U.C. Berkeley Professor Claims Riots Were Staged
Radical ANTIFA Terrorists Double Down on Intentions of Violence
It’s not a threat, it’s a promise.
— TONIGHT’S BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE —
UC Berkeley ‘Opposing View’ Alarms Blaring As Conservative Speaker Arrives On Campus
BERKELEY, CA—UC Berkeley’s recently installed “opposing worldview” alarm system began blaring right on schedule Thursday afternoon, as conservative author and speaker Ben Shapiro arrived on campus to deliver a speech titled “Say No to Campus Thuggery.” (MORE)
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— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —
Antifa Organizers Announce Plans To Disrupt Neo-Nazi Rally Or Whatever Else Going On That Day
BERKELEY, CA—Vowing to derail whichever event it is by any means necessary, local Radical ANTIFA Terrorist organizers announced plans Monday to disrupt an upcoming neo-Nazi rally or whatever else is going on that day. “We will stop at nothing to prevent these vile fucking neo-Nazi hatemongers from gathering, or, if not them, someone else,” said Sarah Jackson, 26, adding that the only way to end the spread of fascism is to physically confront Nazis, peaceful right-wing protesters, or just random people going about their daily lives. “We need to tell these Hitler-loving fucks or whoever else is standing there, ‘Get out of our city!’ Remember, we’re talking about white supremacist terrorists, people running errands on their lunch breaks, or a group of tourists, so if we have to throw a punch or two, then so fucking be it.” At press time, black-clad ANTIFA demonstrators screaming “Fascists, go home!” had swarmed a Scandinavian street festival.
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
The ‘Antifa’ dress in black, wear masks and resort to physical violence. They use force to silence those with whom they disagree. They consider anyone to the right of Lenin to be ‘Nazis,’ while they engage in brown shirted, Hitler-like tactics themselves. They are most likely funded by the globalist George Soros. His job is to stir up strife and conflict. He enjoys keeping populaces distracted by means of hate and violence while he and his ilk advance their plans for a one-world government. (MORE)
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