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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

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—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet  —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
Monday’s Bengals-Steelers Crowd Was Smallest In Two Decades

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Sen. Franken Expected To Resign For Health Reasons
Sources say Al Franken (RTRD-Minn) will announce his retirement from the Senate, but not for reasons connected with allegations that he improperly groped a number of women.
Insiders claim Franken will divulge he is suffering from a disease popularly known as ‘Sharpton’s Disease’ – a degenerative condition that causes the head to swell in size while the body shrinks, causing a ‘bobblehead’ effect. Among other things, the illness leads to diminished intellectual and moral clarity.
“Not only does he look really weird, he’s suffering and needs rest,” said one colleague.

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Never Wrong Obama Style

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  Evangelicals Abandon Trump In Droves After He Says McDonald’s Is Better Than Chick-Fil-A

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Al Franken: ‘I’m Deeply Sorry For My Hilarious Actions’

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