Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved To Research The Coordinated Leftist Insurrection During Trump’s First Year In Office
Tonight’s Coverage Is At The Same Point Of The Trumpster’s First Year In Office. We’re Reviewing Our “OCTOBER 17 EDITION. ”
It Was It Was Just More Coordinated Leftist Insurrection Against Trump
OCTOBER 17, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Sight-and-Sound Bites —
Collusion: FBI Uncovered Russian Bribery Plot Involving Clinton Foundation But Obama Admin Approved Nuclear Deal With Moscow Anyway
“THOUSANDS of Gov’t Docs Found on Weiner’s Laptop!!” Tucker Can’t Believe It
Trey Gowdy On Comey, Lynch, And Samantha Power
President Trump to Hillary Clinton: “Hillary, Please Run Again,” In 2020
American Pravda, NYT Part III – Senior Homepage Editor Reveals Biased Political Agenda at NYT
North Korea: ‘Nuclear War May Break Out Any Moment’
LIZ WHEELER DESTROYS Pretty Much Everyone On The Left In Three Mininutes
Tomi LAHREN Goes Berserk On Eminem!
BREAKING: Maxine Waters Has A Sane Thought, Says DNC Should Give Weinstein Money Back…
“That’s Why Hillary Clinton’s Not The President” Sarah Sanders Absolutely Destroys Reporter
Tyrus Demonstrates How To Handle White House Press Briefing
Jimmy Kimmel Admits He’s a Phony Who Lies for a Living
Tonight’s Whistleblower Political Posters
Colin Kaepernick Popular This Halloween
WORLD NEWS BUREAU – Retailers report former football player Colin Kaepernick is among the most popular characters this Halloween. Kaepernick costumes come in two versions – one for inner cities and predominantly left-leaning areas featuring a kneeling Kaepernick in football attire and another for conservative markets featuring the ex-quarterback wearing a Pizza Hut delivery uniform and wielding a pizza box (below). Like last year’s ‘fallen Hillary‘ costume, demand for ‘pizza delivery Kaepernick’ has reportedly outstripped supply in many areas.
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Bowe al-Bergdahl ‘Pleads Guilty’ In Military Show-Trial
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—TODAY’S EDITORIAL CARTOON —
The Casting Grouch
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Hollywood Confirms Plans To Continue Saying Conservatives Hate Women
HOLLYWOOD, CA—A panel of Hollywood elites issued a statement Tuesday reassuring the American public that the entertainment industry will continue claiming that conservatives are the ones who hate women, despite its own prominent, far-left members currently being embroiled in multiple sexual scandals against females which seem to permeate industry-wide. (MORE)
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
The Human Casting Couch
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 272. There Are Now Only 1,112 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
