TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 15, 2020
AND WE’RE ENJOYING THE BEST IMPOTENT IMPEACHMENT EVER
On Trump’s 1,090th Day In Office
Remembering Obama’s Fifth-From-Final Day In Office
On January 15, 2017 The Blower was counting down the days until Trump’s Inauguration on January 20, while Obama was continuing to damage America on his Fifth-From-Final Day In Office:
SUNDAY, JANUARY 15, 2017
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says today is Martin Luther King’s “Real Birthday” and we’re still waiting for one of those Liberal Talking Heads on TV to report that he was really a Republican.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose MLK’s “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says 
Voters who watched or followed news reports about President-elect Donald Trump’s first press conference are almost evenly divided over how he did. Republicans liked it; DemocRATS and the Liberal Propaganda Media didn’t.
THIS WEEK, OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER LIKED JIMMY FALLON’S: Yesterday, Trump held his first big press conference since the election, and he got into a shouting match with a CNN reporter who claims that Trump tried to have him thrown out. Then the other reporters were like, “Oh, come on. Why does HE get to leave?”
CONAN O’BRIEN: Donald Trump has named 72-year-old Rudy Giuliani to be his adviser on cybersecurity. Trump explained, “I’m not up to speed on the latest technology, so I wanted to get somebody two years older.”
JAMES CORDEN: So Donald Trump endorsed L.L. Bean on Twitter — because if anybody represents the rugged great outdoors, it’s a 
spray-tanned germaphobe who goes to the bathroom on a gold toilet.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Meanwhile, in our nation’s capital, our elected officials had a late night of work. After seven hours of debating, they voted to approve a resolution that would rid the country eventually of Obamacare. Can you imagine, the senators finally worked until 1:30 in the morning, and it was for this? How would Congress like it if we all met in the middle of the night and voted to take THEIR healthcare away?
SETH MEYERS: President Obama today awarded Vice President Joe Biden the Presidential Medal of Freedom With Distinction, which is an honor only three other people have been given over the last 30 years. Then Biden gave Obama his highest honor, double finger guns with a wink.
AND STEPHEN COLBERT said President Obama is wrapping things up at the White House. You know, cleaning out his desk, handing over the keys, and spackling over the holes in the office wall so he can get the security deposit back, squeeze a little toothpaste in there.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL who’s celebrating his birthday on Wednesday and he wrote himself another poem, which can be seen in his “Sentimental Poems of the Day,” found in the markdown bin at better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
Ode on My 86th Birthday
It is true I am getting old
My passion is becoming less bold
I’m no longer a pup,
Now I drool in my cup
And my pecker is covered with mold.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. This week, let’s all re-read the “Little Eric D.” Story.
IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN TITLED “SIGNS OF THE TIMES,” we learned what happened when it was discovered that someone had been tampering with the signs at the courthouse. That op-ed column first appeared in the Mt. Washington Press on October 14, 1981.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER knows how many Fuse and Zoomtown customers are not be getting their money’s worth these days, especially whenever Cincinnati Bell’s servers decide to mislabel their nightly media advisories from The Blower as “Spam.” This week Mr. Muck even mentioned a few names like Russ Jackson Jr., Tim Pennington, Joe Gorman, James Adams, Cathy Brinkman, John Becker, Tom Bryan, Andrew S. Pappas, Ann Becker, or Brian Shrive today, please let them know The Blower is still in business at Whistleblower-Newswire.com.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” # 220 is to tell a Liberal how much you admire the lofty neutrality and commitment to truth at all costs of their house journal at the New York Times, which is now about to lay off more of its Obama-loving staffers.
GOING GALT means shrugging off unearned guilt, refusing to support your own destroyers, refusing to give them what Ayn Rand termed “the sanction of the victim.” It means taking the moral high ground by explicitly rejecting as evil the premise of “self-sacrifice” that they sell to you as a virtue— in fact “self-sacrifice” is an invitation to suicide.
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says last week the Senate passed a fiscal year 2017 budget resolution that contains instructions for Congress to repeal most parts of the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare), which it will do in a subsequent vote (see below). The House approved numerous bills, including two aimed at regulatory reform (see below). Today, it also passed the Senate-passed budget resolution that tees up a vote next month to repeal Obamacare.
Next Week: Both the House and Senate will be out of session to celebrate the Martin Luther King, Jr. federal holiday and the inauguration of Donald J. Trump to serve as our nation’s 45th president.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others. A group of marijuana legalization advocates plan to hand out thousands of joints during President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration. Pro-marijuana organization DCMJ will begin distributing the 4,200 joints at 8 a.m. on Jan. 20 on the west side of Dupont Circle. The participants will then walk to the National Mall. At four minutes and 20 seconds into Trump’s speech, DCMJ founder Adam Eidinger says protesters will light up.
He says the giveaway is legal as long as it’s done on District of Columbia land. Those smoking on federal land risk arrest.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.
FINALLY AT SATURDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what all those Hamilton County Voters who supported Hillary will be doing on Friday. Maybe they could have a riot.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Auditor, who still hasn’t explained exactly how his office came up with its Fair Property Values for your Jacked-Up Property Taxes that are due on January 31. Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows how.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (JANUARY 16) The Blower will be working on Martin Luther King, Jr. Day (and most over-taxed payers will have to work that day too) while we’re continuing our countdown of the four days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless he’s impeached.
TUESDAY (JANUARY 17) our Real Subscribers will be remembering about this time in 1998, when internet gossip Matt Drudge posted a story that ultimately led to Bill Clinton’s Impeachment.
WEDNESDAY, (JANUARY 18) we’ll be leaving for the Inauguration because we just figured out where we can stay for free.
THURSDAY (JANUARY 19) we’ll be dropping in for the Inauguration at a long-time Whistleblower reader’s house in Fairfax Station, Virginia, reminding him of that time he said, “Stop by if you’re ever in the area.”
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (JANUARY 20) LIMERICK IS: “When somebody sends you a tweet.”
AND SATURDAY (JANUARY 21) we’ll be reminding all those D-RAT Losers about the 2,927 days remaining in Donald Trump’s two terms in office.
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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