TODAY IS
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2019
Trump’s 763rd Day In Office
If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Friday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Friday’s Features” Might Look Something Like This:
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Chicago Police Credit Their Extensive Experience Falsifying Evidence For Helping Solve Smollett Case
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Virginia D-RATS Publicly Thank Jussie Smollett For Taking All The Attention Away From Them
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I Believe Jussie Smollett And Here’s Why
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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Covington Catholic High School Takes the Boredom Out of Washington D.C. Tours
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Migrant Caravan Goes Home As Trump Buys Honduras
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Seventh 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 763 And There Are Now Only 619 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.