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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

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“NBC Killed The Investigation On Harvey Weinstein” This Video Will Bring NBC Down – Tucker Carlson


Terry Crews Admits Hollywood’s Dark Secret

Tomi Lahren RIPS Harvey Weinstein And Hollywood Hypocrites


Liz On BOY SCOUTS FOR GIRLS

The NFL Is Happy to Insult America, Until It Impacts Their Bank Accounts — Reality Check

Trump Gets Standing Ovation When He Mentions Respecting the Flag

My Conversation With An AI Sexbot

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TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES
NFL Solves Kneeling Player Problem
NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – Shortly after publicly announcing on Friday that it has no plans to force its players to stand for the National Anthem, the NFL quietly mandated what they believe will be a solution to fan outrage.

By instituting a simply wardrobe alteration (below), the organization hopes to nullify what angers fans the most – players kneeling during the Anthem. The idea reportedly came from NFL head Roger Goodell himself.

“As soon as I heard about it I knew it was Goodell’s idea, but I’ve seen it in action, and it works well,” said one executive with the Denver Broncos.

Starting this weekend, all players will be required to wear the altered uniforms.

Denver players model NFL’s ‘fix’ for player protests (UPI) 

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 What’s Next To Screw Up The NFL Experience?

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Snopes Launches New Website To Fact-Check Snopes Fact Checks

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Fans Increasingly Unable To Recover In Time For Thursday Night Games

PHILADELPHIA—Pushing back on the NFL’s efforts to increase the number of prime-time broadcasts, sources confirmed Thursday that NFL fans are increasingly unable to recover in time for Thursday night games. “Look, after the intense pounding we take for hours on Sundays, there’s just no way we can be back at our best four days later for a Thursday night game,” said Philadelphia Eagles fan Jacob Ginter, who noted that on Monday mornings he typically suffers pounding headaches and struggles to even get out of bed and climb down a full flight of stairs. “Having a short week is a killer. Hey, I love the game as much as the next guy, but we need time to heal and get back to full speed.” Ginter then added that, like most fans, adding more weeks of football to the regular season would likely be too much for his body to handle.

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The NFL Fumbles Again (READ MORE)

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