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TODAY IS
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2018
Trump’s 668th Day In Office

If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:

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Thanksgiving Day – But When?

Thanksgiving Day, that special day of the year, set aside to celebrate and give thanks for the harvest and all things Natural – but when is it? Soon be Christmas!

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Migrant Caravan Goes Home As Trump Buys Honduras

Lewinsky: I Didn’t Notice Bill’s Special Sauce On My Dress

Monica Lewinski told an interviewer that she did not realize that President Bill Clinton had stained her dress after an intimate encounter in a White House bathroom.

“I literally had no idea Bill splooged my dress. My face, my hair, my shoes, the walls and ceiling – yes, but I did not know about the dress.”

Lewinsky said she wore the dress to a dinner party that night (below) and when she noticed the stain a few days later, assumed she had been ‘repeatedly sprayed with gravy.’ 

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Ocasio-Cortez Goes To Washington

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Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion

Jim Acosta Immediately Decks White House Intern After Being Let Back Into Press Pool

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Donald Trump’s GoldenHair

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because Mid-Term Elections were National Elections, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Sixth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 668 And There Are Now Only 714 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.