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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2017

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either) 

— TONIGHT’S 9/11 REMEMBRANCE —

Two Blue Pillars Of Light Beam Where The Twin Towers Once Stood In Lower Manhattan.

 Typical Trump Cabinet Meeting

President Donald J. Trump, Vice President Mike Pence, and members of the Cabinet pray prior to their Cabinet meeting | August 9, 2017 (Official White House Photo by Shealah Craighead

—  TONIGHT’S VIDEO HIGHLIGHTS —

Mattis: We Didn’t Ask for the Fight 9/11 Caused, But We Will See it Through

President Trump’s Speech at 9/11 Remembrance Ceremony 2017

Vice President Mike Pence’s remarks during Sept. 11 ceremony at Flight 93 site

Donald Trump speaks to German TV reporter Stephan Bachenheimer at Ground Zero on September 11, 2001 after the World Trade Center Terrorist Attack.

MARK DICE: People Rescue Air Jordans from Foot Locker During Hurricane Irma

— WHEN IT WAS APPROPRIATE TO TAKE A KNEE DURING AN NFL GAME —
Budweiser 9/11 Tribute Commercial

The Story Behind the AWESOME Anheuser-Busch 9-11 Ad

—  ABOUT WHAT YOU’D EXPECT FROM THE LEFT —   
Little Green Footballs Founder: Election Of Donald Trump ‘Equally Disastrous’ As 9/11 Attacks

NBC Says Irma ‘Locked And Loaded’ To Destroy Trump Properties

NBC News came under fire on social media on Saturday after making an unsavory observation about Hurricane Irma’s path and properties in Florida that belong to President Donald Trump.

— WHY BIN LADIN CHOSE SEPTEMBER 11 —Hurley the Historian says  Maybe it’s because on September 11, 1565, Sultan Suleiman the Magnificent dominated the Mediterranean, with intentions of not only invading Sicily, Sardinia, Majorca, and southern Spain, but Rome itself. 

Maxine Waters: “They Want To Kill Me”

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – Rep. Maxine Waters (RTRD-Ca) claims members of some ‘alt-right’ groups are wanting to kill her.

Waters on Wednesday asked terror experts for answers on how to combat those she said are sending her death threats. “What can we do to deal with the KKK, the white nationalists, the Nazis, the Presbyterians, and that awful Pepe the Frog character? Go look at Breitbart and  YouTube, you see how much they want to kill me.”

A GOP spokesman was quick to dispute Water’s claims: “That is absolutely ridiculous – I assure you, there are literally millions of people not in those groups who want her dead just as much or more.”

In a spirit of bipartisanship, one conservative group says they are going to mount a public campaign of support for Waters by distributing free tee shirts featuring the paranoid octogenarian (below).

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— TONIGHT’S BIG STORY FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE —
Hillary’s New Book “Mein Kampaign” Found On Bathroom Server

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— TONIGHT’S BIG STORY FROM THE BABYLON BEE —

CNN Report: Millions Of American Voters May Have Colluded To Elect Trump

U.S.—A new, exclusive CNN investigative report revealed Thursday that millions of American voters may have potentially colluded with the Trump campaign to elect Donald Trump as President of the United States. (MORE)

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— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —
Rudy Giuliani Adds More Planes, Towers With Each Subsequent Retelling Of 9/11

 

NEW YORK—Every recounting including more devastation than the last, sources reported Monday that former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani has added more planes and towers with each subsequent retelling of the events of 9/11. “When the 90th plane hit Tower 477, I knew I was dealing with something this country had never seen before,” said Giuliani, growing teary-eyed as he described surveying the charred ruins of the Ground Zero sites that extended the entire length of Manhattan. “At that time, I didn’t know who exactly we were up against, only that every single skyscraper in New York, including several in Brooklyn and Queens, had been destroyed and that it would be my job to lead this city under unimaginable circumstances. I’d like to think there’s a reason everybody calls me ‘America’s Mayor’ to this very day.” Giuliani went on to say that he’d also heard something about an attack on the Pentagon but remained hazy on the details.

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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT — 
Previewing Hillary’s New Book
(AMAZON, WAL-MART Slash Book Price By 40% — Before Release!)

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