TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED AND ELEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND YOUR JACKED-UP FOREST HILLS SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY SIX MORE DAYS

FIXING OUR FIXES

With Hamilton County Property Taxes due on Tuesday, Political Insiders at yesterday’s meeting of The Conservative Agenda were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that 4.7 Mil Tax Hike Scam Dumbed-Down Voters were stupid enough to support.

“I think we need to fix our fixes,” Kane explained. “For years The Blower has been enlightening over-taxed payers about our “Three Quick Fixes” to fix our whole tax-and-spending mess.

• No withholding. No phony refunds. If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, they’d actually know how much they’re paying.
• Until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid Congressmen should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents’ tax forms for free, and
• Hold EVERY election on TAX DAY!

Unfortunately, our “Three Quick Fixes” don’t include “School Tax Hike Scams,” and really stupid voters who don’t look at their semi-annual property tax bills to see how much of their hard-earned cash Public Schools are already pissing away…

…which of course includes all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Voters Who Didn’t Complain When Cheating D-RATS Put Joke Biden* In The White House

And most important, School Taxes should not be included with your mortgage payment and should be voted on at the same time over-taxed payers are writing those really big checks to the County Treasurer, twice a year. 

Dumbed-Down Forest Hills School District Tax Levy supporters celebrating election night after voting themselves a massive tax increase