TODAY IS
TUESDAY, JANUARY 24, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND YOUR JACKED UP FORREST GUMP SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY SEVEN MORE DAYS

FIXING OUR FIXES

With Hamilton County Property Taxes due in only seven more days, Political Insiders at this morning’s meeting of The Conservative Agenda were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about Forest Hills’ 2019 4.7 Mil Tax Hike Scam Dumbed-Down Voters were stupid enough to support, and they’re now begging over-taxed payers to support another 6.9 Million Dollar Rabbit Levy to appear on the ballot in May 2023.

“I think we need to fix our fixes,” Kane explained. “For years The Blower has been enlightening over-taxed payers about our “Three Quick Fixes” to fix our whole tax-and-spending mess.

• No withholding. No phony refunds. If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, they’d actually know how much they’re paying.
• Until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid Congressmen should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents’ tax forms for free, and
• Hold EVERY election on TAX DAY!

Unfortunately, our “Three Quick Fixes” don’t include “School Tax Hike Scams,” and really stupid voters who don’t look at their semi-annual property tax bills to see how much of their hard-earned cash Public Schools are already pissing away…

…which of course includes all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Second Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, then gave Obama a Third Term By A Real Lack Of Election Integrity For Joke Biden*, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channels 5, 9, 12, 19, and Spectrum, and don’t forget out Feckless Fishwrappers.

And most important, School Taxes should not be included with your mortgage payment and should be voted on at the same time over-taxed payers are writing those really big checks to the County Treasurer Jill A. Schiller—whoever the hell that is, twice a year.

Dumbed-Down Forest Hills School District Tax Levy supporters celebrating election night after voting themselves a massive tax increase