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Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 22, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Sight-And-Sound Bites —

Trump On NFL Players Kneeling For National Anthem: Get That Son Of A Bitch Off The Field

Trump: Luther Strange Is Determined To Drain The Swamp


Trump Takes Aim At “Rocket Man” During Alabama Rally

Gorka: A Roy Moore Victory In Alabama Strengthens Trump

Bolton: ‘Enormous Dissatisfaction’ Within Republican Party

Kim Jong-Un Makes Unprecedented Statement At Trump As N. Korea Suggests Future

What Exactly Is A ‘Dotard’?

Conan Shocked by Audience’s Gleeful Reaction to Kim Jong-Un Bashing Trump

MARK DICE: MSNBC Meltdown “It Just Fucking Sucks with This Out of Control Shit”

James Comey Gets Rough Reception At Howard University

College Students Offer Support To Radical ANTIFA Terrorists

Radical ANTIFA Terrorist Group Announces Nationwide ‘Deface Columbus Day’

Lou Dobbs reacts to John Kelly’s reaction at the UN

Walter Williams: The Confederate Flag

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

The Russians Are Coming! — Clinton Compares Herself to Paul Revere

 TO SEE MORE PHOTO SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS FROM EDWARD CROPPER, CLICK HERE 

— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM BIG HAIRY NEWS —

Bill Clinton’s First Novel To Become TV Series Former president Bill Clinton’s unpublished first novel has already been sold to Showtime.

‘Beltway Beavers’ is set to be published in 2018 and is described as ‘a coming of age tale set against a backdrop of political power and intrigue.’

The project was hotly sought after by studios and networks. CBS chairman and CEO Leslie Moonves – who has a long-standing relationship with Clinton – personally helped make the deal.

TO SEE MORE BIG HAIRY NEWS, CLICK HERE 

— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE —  

Trump Praises North Korea’s Contribution To Rocket Science

In his address to the United Nations on Tuesday, President Donald Trump recognized the contribution that Kim Jong Un has made to astronomical engineering by bestowing upon him the coveted title of “Rocket Man.”

The North Korean Ministry of Foreign Affairs thanked President Trump for the “Rocket Man” honorific and said it would be inserted between the Dear Leader’s official titles of “Glorious General Who Descended from Heaven” and “Shining Star of Paektu Mountain.”

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE

— TONIGHT’S BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE —

Trump White House Wins Emmy Award For Best Reality Show

 TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE                                                                                          

— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION — 

Five Things To Know About The Graham-Cassidy Bill

See more stories from The Onion HERE

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

The Russians are Coming- Hillary Revere

Hillary Clinton recently compared herself to the classic American patriot Paul Revere.

She claims she’s sounding the alarm to warn us all about how the Russians will steal more elections from us because after all, they stole one from her. She even claimed Putin had it in for her personally. Paranoid much, Hillary?

She claims it’s obvious the Russians influenced the election, but she offers no proof. Did Putin force all those people to attend Trump’s rallies and cheer him on? Hillary apparently thinks so. Did Putin force $500,000 into your coffers for a speech your husband made in Moscow in exchange for an American uranium deal? She doesn’t shout about that, does she?

This corrupt, murderous, traitorous, smelly, angry, arrogant and entitled witch thought she had the presidency wrapped up, but she still managed to lose despite spending over a billion dollars and having Hollywood, the mainstream media, and the Deep State on her side. She’s now been reduced to signing her whiny little book in the toilet paper aisle of Costco. Or maybe it’s the sour grapes aisle. She should be signing them in prison.

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