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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 16, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY — 
David Horowitz says: The tragedy in Charlottesville, Virginia, could have been an occasion to stop and consider how the tolerance for politically correct violence and politically correct hatred is leading the nation toward civil war. Instead, the media and the political left have turned this incident into the biggest fake news story of the summer, transforming its real lessons into a morality play that justifies war against the political right, and against white people generally. (MORE)
— TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG QUESTION —
Did “Crowds On Demand” Really Supply Fake Protestors At The Charlotte Rally And Pay Them $25/Hour
— THOUGHT FOR TODAY —
How Come Accelerated Violence At Rallies Only Happens In Blue Cities Where The Dipshit DemocRAT Mayors Instruct The Police To Stand Down?
— ANTIFA PROTESTERS CRASHED HEATHER HEYER’S FUNERAL —
Tucker Says, “If We Erase The Past, Prepare For The Consequences!”
— THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG —
Yesterday, Trump said: “Are we going to take down statues to George Washington? He was a slave owner too, right?”
Today, A Chicago Pastor Wants The Names Removed From Washington, Jackson Parks Due To Slavery. No Kidding!
— MORE REALLY BIG SIGHT-AND-SOUND BITES —
Racist Black D-RAT Congressman Compares Trump to Hitler
FAKE NEWS CNN’S Don Lemon: White House Staff Supporting Trump ‘Complicit in Their Racism as Well’
Greg Gutfeld Goes Off On MSM For Their Irresponsible Coverage Of Recent Events
MARK DICE: FAKE NEWS CNN Host Cries Over Trump Blaming “Both Sides”
— TONIGHT’S REPORT FROM THE BABYLON BEE —
Facebook Will Now Automatically Drone Strike People Who Post Fake News
MENLO PARK, CA—Fake news has finally met its match in Mark Zuckerberg. The Facebook CEO announced Monday that his wildly successful social network will now “promptly and automatically” fly an MQ-1 Predator drone to the location of anyone who posts or shares an article that has been deemed “fake news,” and will obliterate the person with a Hellfire missile. (MORE)
— NOW HERE’S TONIGHT’S FAKE NEWS FUN FROM THE ONION —
What Is Trump’s Relationship With White Nationalism?
Since the weekend’s violent protests in Charlottesville, VA, many have criticized President Trump for his failure to outright condemn the white supremacists involved. The Onion breaks down Trump’s relationship to this powerful hate group. (MORE)
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
Google Doodle Updated
A New Take On The “Google Doodle,” This One A Little More Accurate!
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Wednesday Is Day Number 210. There Are Now Only 1,174 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
