TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JANUARY 31, 2020
AND WE’RE RIDICULING THE D-RAT’S RIDICULOUS IMPEACHMENT LOSS
On Trump’s 1106th Day In Office

Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s Primary Campaign

In our “Whistleblower War On Women” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Not Like She’s Really A Bimbo Or Something”

And in our “Avoiding Political Ambushes” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Just Another Reason To Boycott Tonight’s Debate!”

And in our “Political Punch Lines” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Hoping To Hear A Lot More Of Them Tonight!”

FRIDAY (JANUARY 29 in our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, our Guest Editor was none other Matt Drudge, publisher of the Drudge Report, who now appears to be following The Blower’s suggestion to ask his readers “Who Is Your Presidential Pick For President,” instead of the totally meaningless question “Who Do You Think Won The Debate.”

In our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”

In our “Edumcation Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Kids Write The Darndest Things!”

And in our Another “Iowa Caucus Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Only Have Three More Days To Go!”