TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2023
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND-THIRTY-SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICEAND WE’RE CALLING ALL WENSTRUP WANNABEES

IT’S EASY TO SAY YOU’RE “THINKING ABOUT RUNNING FOR CONGRESS”

 SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY DONE THAT AND YOU’LL NEVER HEAR FROM THEM AGAIN

So Before You’re “Ready To Be A Wenstrup Wannabee”

Here’s A Few Things You Might Want To Do 

• Have Your “Campaign Plan” In Place
• Make Sure Your “Brand” Is Developed [whatever the hell that is]
• Develop Your Positions On The Issues
• Choose A Date To Make Your Announcement
• Have Your Campaign Web Page Ready To Open
• Prepare Your Press Kit
• Inform Your Supporters
• Hold Your Announcement Event! 

• Or Be A Loser And Just Make Your Announcement Online 

And After You’ve Done All That, You Still Might Not Get Your Name In The Blower