TODAY IS
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 2023
TRUMP’S THOUSAND-AND-THIRTY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE’RE CALLING ALL WENSTRUP WANNABEES
IS WENTSRUP REALLY RETIRING “TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY?”
Millionaire Ohio Bird Colonel/Podiatrist/Second-District Congressman Brad Wenstrup Is Claiming He’s Retiring From Congress To Spend More Time With His Family.
Insiders, However, Explain According To Open Secrets, The 68th Richest Congressman In The House Wants To Get Back To Where The Real Money Is— In Podiatry.
Said No Podiatrist Ever!
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