Our Annual “Salute to Pollution” E-dition


Pollution-Fest is Coming


If you’re running a small company and you’re even thinking about depositing a little waste into the Ohio River, the full force of the Biden Administration will come down upon your miserable pollution-loving ass. You’ll be threatened, harassed, protested against, fined, and maybe even thrown in jail. After all, a recent analysis of the American Lung Association’s annual “State of the Air” report indicates the Cincinnati metro area has the eighth worst air quality of any major metropolitan area in the United States. 

image005Billions of dollars have been spent to clean up that river. The Metropolitan Sewer District is constantly raising your rates to purify your piss before they’ll even put it back into the river.

image005image005But when it’s time for the Annual Labor Day Pollution-Fest this weekend, they’ll be dumping tons of crap into the river. And after weeks of non-stop media hype, this year they’ll still be showing all that pollution by broadcasting Pollution Fest 2023 live TV for the whole Tri-state to see, along with music especially prepared for the occasion. Until this year, crowds of people who were too stupid to stay home and watch free fireworks on TV were cheering wildly from both sides of the river as it happens.

The Blower has always called it just another diversion for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Voters Who Didn’t Complain When Cheating D-RATS Put Joke Biden* In The White House.

image005But here’s one thing they didn’t do: They didn’t dare ask the EPA bureaucRATS, the Sierra Club, the Audubon Society, Environmentalists Against Bush, Friends of the Catfish, Rivers Unlimited, Convicted Dingbat D-RAT Ex-Judge Tracie “Crazy Eyes” Hunter’s Judicial Circus, #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap, or PETA nudists to protest this one.

image005image006There will be no smog alerts Sunday night when all that pyrotechnic pollution covers our beautiful river valley.

image005No tear will be shed for aquatic life when the entire residue is unceremoniously dumped into the river.

image005No one will complain about how much over-taxed payers’ money will be spent to clean up the tons of trash afterwards.

image005Did you ever wonder why the environmental whackos will take a night off as the environment-be-damned crowd takes over and blows off their silly fireworks to pollute the land, water, and air? That’s probably why our Quote for Today Committee chose Robert Orben’s: “There’s so much pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.”

image005You can thank Cheap Channel Broadcasting. Those Greedy Weasels are pollution experts. They’ve been fouling the air waves for years. No wonder Toyota bailed out after the 2006 fireworks show.

 “That’s right,” says Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo. “If Western & Southern/WEBN Fireworks presented by Cincinnati Bell at Riverfest was supposed to be such a BFD family event, why did WEBN’s family values announcers always encourage women of low moral character passing in boats to show them their big breasts?”

image005image010WEBN should announce they have a “SUPRISE LOCATION” for a new round of explosions at Pollution-fest. Maybe the tree frog people could blow up Avondale, Evanston, Mt. Washington, some parts of Norwood, Price Hill, Lower Clifton, and the Killing Fields of Over-the-Rhine. That would make for a great Labor Day week-end! None of those people work anyway. Think of it: if they blow-up the 25% of the City that doesn’t work, we could eliminate unemployment, social programs, food pantries, and the homeless. After all, the Liberal solution to the poverty rate in Cincinnati is to tax the people who work even more until they leave too.

image005Hurley the Historian says fireworks date back to 7th century China, where they were invented; Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says according to Jeff Foxworthy, you know you’re a redneck if your lifelong goal is to own a fireworks stand; and Three-Fingers Finnegan says, “Watch out for those cherry bombs.”  

image022REMEMBER: If you can’t improve on the news, you shouldn’t even be reporting it.image003


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Some vile-and-disgusting items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers, like this tasteful photograph actually taken at a WEBN Radio audition.

image022Note: This is NOT just another one of Disgraced Ex-Attorney Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ clients who claims she’s not in it for the publicity.image003

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One of Our All-Time Favorite Fireworks Shows 

(Sent in by the Rozzi Fireworks Team.)

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