Official “WHISTLEBLOWER CINCO DE MAYO” E-dition

 

TODAY IS
FRIDAY, MAY 05, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-FIFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE’RE REMEMBERING LAST CINCO DE MAYO WHEN ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN*S MADE HIS SECOND MEANINGLESS TRIP TO CINCINNATI WITHOUT EVER VISITING HIS BORDER CRISIS
All Four Of The Blower’s Annual “Cinco De Mayo” Updates Have Been Pronounced Officially Banned Today By Joke Biden*s Ministry Of Disinformation

Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of A Previous “Sink-O De Mayo” E-dition, Where We Explained How The Holiday Really Came To Be.image009

Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of A Previous “Rushing Our Border,” E-dition, Where We Welcomed “Los DemócRATAS futuros!”image008

Personas de Consecuencia Can See An Encore Presentation Of A Previous “English Version of Our Illegal Aliens” E-dition, Where Everyone Was Saying “Hooray-O, Hooray-O, On Cinco De Mayo. Outdoor Sexual Relations begin Today-O!”image019

And You Can See An Encore Presentation Of A Previous “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Where The First Line Was “Here’s how to have fun on Cinco de Mayo”image021¡Buena Suerte!