FRIDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2020
TRUMP’S THREE-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE’RE REMEMBERING OUR “POLITICAL CHRISTMAS CARDS” (AS SENT OUT BY THEIR CAMPAIGNS) E-DITION
SPECIAL NOTICE: SEE HOW MANY OF THESE PHONEY BALONEYS WAS WEARING A MASK
Because You Know They’re Really Sincere
In the good old days, you used to get all those Christmas Cards from Politicians to put on your mantle, so you could show off your collection whenever your friends came over during the holidays.
These days, all those Political Christmas Cards just clutter the inbox on your computer. Some of those we haven’t yet deleted include:
Donald Trump issued his 2014 Christmas card via social media that year, firing lame duck President Barack Obama with his signature catchphrase, and further stoking a potential presidential bid of his own. The card went out to millions of Twitter and Facebook fans.
Five years ago year when he was running for president, Trump’s Christmas Card looked like this.
In 2017 when the Trumpster had been in the White House for only 338 Days, the Republican National Committee sent out this rather Official-Looking Christmas Card.Three years ago the Trumps’ Official 2018 White House Christmas portrait looks like this.
Here Was Ronald Reagan’s 1981 White House Christmas Card.And Richard Nixon’s 1971 Christmas Card.We have a Bill-and-Hillary Christmas Card. We’re not sure if this is their personal card or one left over from Hillary’s campaign. Ben Carson’s Card shows he’s not afraid to say “Merry Christmas.”
Ted Cruz added a Biblical Verse to show he was more Christian.
Ohio Delusional Governor John Kasich’s 2020 President Of New Hampshire Campaign sent out another Christmas Card Last Year.
Alison Wondergams Grimes forgot to tell us the dog’s name in 2015.
But in 2016, the e-mail told us the guy’s name was Andrew and dog’s name was Luna.
Rob Portman’s family was trying to play it straight with this card.
But if you touch P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine’s Family Portrait with your mouse, it takes you to his web page where you could donate to his campaign.
This year he must’ve won his race, because this picture went nowhere, especially after his most recent wife charged him with adultery and extreme cruelty when she filed for divorce in August.
Now see how Da Judge had to stand way in the back for Mike DeWhine’s Family Portrait.
This year, Obama doesn’t get to send out an Official White House Christmas Card, so he sent out a “Happy Holidays Card” from the Obama Family.