TODAY IS
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 01, 2021
TRUMP’S TWO-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND TODAY WE HAVE ANOTHER WARNING FROM YOUR FAB FOUR FOREST HILLS SCHOOL DISTRICT CONSERVATIVE SCHOOL BOARD CANDIDATES
(ANTI-WOKE WARRIORS FOR A WOKE-FREE SCHOOL DISTRICT)

Because with only 32 more days until the elections, our Fab Four Forest Hills School District Conservative School Board Candidates are raising serious concerns that the Woke School Boards Association is asking Illegal Resident Joke Biden* to define angry parents as possible “domestic terrorism and hate crime” threats.

Education Week reports that the National School Boards Association sent a letter to Biden* suggesting that the Patriot Act be enforced against these unruly parents who keep showing up to meetings across the country demanding answers and accountability from the very school boards that control their children’s education.

A call for comment from The Apocalypse to local GOP Headquarters supposedly running the Fab Four Campaign has not yet been returned.

Trump, however, who is supporting our Fab Four’s Woke-Free School District Campaign, had this to say:

WARNING: FHSD STUDENTS MAY NOT BE PERMITTED TO READ THIS E-DITION

REMEMBERING OUR REDSKIN