“NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” (06/17)

THURSDAY, JUNE 17, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED-AND-FORTY-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS

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FIVE TROUBLING SIGNS THAT YOUR BABY MIGHT BE A WHITE SUPREMACIST

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Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs

Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.

NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR TWO OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL CNN STORY

Can You Tell The Difference?

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT…

Homeland Security announced with a straight face that the U.S. border with Mexico is secured. Coyotes are charging Guatemalans ten thousand dollars apiece to smuggle them into the United States. The good news is, at that price, at least we’re getting people with good credit scores.
President Biden asked the intelligence agencies to ascertain if Covid started in a Wuhan lab or from an infected bat in a Chinese wet market near the lab. In addition, Biden boasted that under his direction, half of Americans are now vaccinated. Yes, but that’s thanks largely to the mail-in shots.
Senate Democrats vowed to pass the Infrastructure Bill by a simple majority vote if the GOP senators don’t accept their terms. Senate Democrats may have a tough time rounding up the tie-breaking vote. Elizabeth Warren is not allowed to enter the country due to the travel ban on Indians.

The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade against Political Correctness and the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because America has just suffered an actual moving coup by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, Radical Media Establishment, and the Eternally Dishonest D-RAT Party. It’s amazing how terrified they still are of the Trumpster and his ideas to drain the swamp (establishment of both D-RAT & RINOs) and take away their power and return it to the people.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Joke Biden*s Second 100 Days To Ruin America. Today Is DAY NUMBER ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-EIGHT, But It’s Only 1237 MORE DAYS Till Election Day On November 5, 2024, to vote for a Real President, And Not Just A “Resident,”

It’s Only 138 MORE DAYS Till The 2021 Elections On November 02, to vote for Your Local Conservative Township Trustee Or Anti-Woke School Board Member Speaking Out Against “Critical Racist Theory” And Leftist 1619 Propaganda.

Plus with Rob “Fighting For Himself” Portman’s Replacement Election In Only 509 MORE DAYS Away Real Republicans Are Wishing Portman Had Just Resigned especially since RINO Rob just voted with the Dishonest D-RATS for that January 6 Commission.

Meanwhile, Josh Mandel leads Timken and Vance in a recent poll to replace Portman in the U.S. Senate for Ohio.

 The Blower remembers Congressman Portman’s Legacy when he abdicated his seat and Second District Republicans wound up with “Mean Jean” Schmidt.