WEDNESDAY, JUNE 16, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE HUNDRED-AND-FORTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND AND YOUR JACKED-UP FOREST HILLS SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY SEVEN MORE DAYSThe Woke Forest Hills School Board continues to gallop deeper into their Apocalypse At Another Really Special Board Meeting Tonight
Most people expect the Woke School Board to appoint a replacement soon for Patty Taylor who jumped ship recently. Our oddsmakers say it will most likely be a former board member. Randy Smith? Julie Bissinger?
In either case, they would now have on the board another member who was around at the beginning of Critical Race Theory indoctrination (aka C.A.R.E.) in the Forest Hills School District (don’t forget Forest Heis was there).
This appointee will only serve through the end of this year when 4 of 5 (!) positions will be filled from this November’s election.
From what we know of candidate rumors so far, the November ballot may need extra pages for a long list of candidates. That will make for an uncallable election.
Will the board be blue or red? It could be totally blue since Leslie Rasmussen will remain in the only seat not up for re-election. She is definitely blue.
Electing four blues, four reds, or a mix? Four blues – see ya math and science, hello equity and social justice. Four reds, meetings will be worthy of WWF events. Leslie “Blue Demon” Rasmussen vs. Team Red Terror. Hoping for a mix so we can see some tag team battles.
No matter who the school board members are, they will continue to spend your tax money freely and with little regard for the financial stewardship, they proclaim at every opportunity. Tumbling towards the disastrous ending of the Forest Hills School District.
Don’t forget to pay that June property tax bill by Monday! Consider it your subscription fee to the monthly televised school board meetings – your live video window to the Apocalypse. Meanwhile, Noticeably absent from last night’s big stop-CRT-CARE pow wow:
Josh “noncommittal” Gerth who steers clear of any controversy
Amy “the RINO plant” Richardson who says there is NO CRT in FHSD (According To The Fishwrap)
“Taxkiller” Tom Brinkman was who tied up in Columbus
BUT, guess who was there:
Mr. Scott “Fruity” Prebles, who was sweating like Alec Guinness in the hothouse in the movie “The Bridge Over River Kwai.” He eventually had enough and left, but not before stating how he was a good Catholic and voted Republican (seriously) – to which one conservative school board candidate (Brad Beckett) pointed out that Nancy Pelosi says she’s a “good Catholic, too.”
REMEMBERING OUR REDSKIN