TUESDAY, JUNE 15, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED-AND-FORTY-SEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
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WASHINGTON—In a rare unanimous vote, the Senate passed a bill Wednesday to make Juneteenth a federal holiday so long as no one thinks too hard about its significance. “This is a day to barbecue and get drunk, a day to ask your coworkers what they’re planning to do with their long weekend, and most of all a day to not ask too many questions about what it means or why we’re celebrating,” said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, who encouraged the nation to commemorate the occasion just as they would any other federal holiday by sleeping in, taking a trip to the beach, or shopping the great Juneteenth sales at stores like Home Depot and Old Navy. “Maybe it’s about the Civil War, maybe it’s about the Constitution, but the important point is we’re drinking a few margaritas and not diving too deep into its historical significance past the word ‘slavery.’ Otherwise, it’s just going to open a whole can of worms. In fact, on second thought, the word ‘slavery,’ is maybe a little charged, so maybe we’ll just leave that out as well.” At press time, Schumer shared his hopes that Juneteenth would one day be celebrated everywhere across the country under a much more vague moniker such as “Freedom Day.”
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR TWO OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL CNN STORY
Can You Tell The Difference?
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT…
Facebook announced it will no longer erase posts that contend the virus came from a Chinese lab. That’s so merciful of the censors. It’s accepted as fact now that you’ll get thrown in Facebook jail for doing either of two things, if you post something false or if you post something that’s too true.
The New York Post published an e-mail from a Ukraine energy oligarch thanking Hunter Biden for setting up dinner in DC with him and Joe when Joe was VP. The son is going places. Hunter’s political ambition is to be elected Mayor of Philadelphia because he heard there was the crack in the Liberty Bell.
Coca-Cola officials backed off last month’s directive telling white employees to start acting less white in the workplace. Company officials had been barraged by media propaganda. You know the brainwashing is real when white people are protesting against white people for being white people
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade against Political Correctness and the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because America has just suffered an actual moving coup by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, Radical Media Establishment, and the Eternally Dishonest D-RAT Party. It’s amazing how terrified they still are of the Trumpster and his ideas to drain the swamp (establishment of both D-RAT & RINOs) and take away their power and return it to the people.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Joke Biden*s Second 100 Days To Ruin America. Today Is DAY NUMBER ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY-SEVEN, But It’s Only 1238 MORE DAYS Till Election Day On November 5, 2024, to vote for a Real President, And Not Just A “Resident,”
It’s Only 139 MORE DAYS Till The 2021 Elections On November 02, to vote for Your Local Conservative Township Trustee Or Anti-Woke School Board Member Speaking Out Against “Critical Racist Theory” And Leftist 1619 Propaganda.
Plus with Rob “Fighting For Himself” Portman’s Replacement Election In Only 510 MORE DAYS Away Real Republicans Are Wishing Portman Had Just Resigned especially since RINO Rob just voted with the Dishonest D-RATS for that January 6 Commission.
Meanwhile, Josh Mandel leads Timken and Vance in a recent poll to replace Portman in the U.S. Senate for Ohio.
The Blower remembers Congressman Portman’s Legacy when he abdicated his seat and Second District Republicans wound up with “Mean Jean” Schmidt.
