“Anderson Apocalypse Update” E-dition

TODAY IS
SUNDAY, MARCH 14, 2021
TRUMP’S FIFTY-THIRD DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WHAT A COLLASAL WASTE OF TIME. ALL WEEK ANDERSON CHEERLEADERS WERE TRYING TO LEARN THEIR NEW “GO, VELOCIRAPTORS!” CHEERS. After all these miserable months, the Cancel the Redskin Committee seems to have only come up with a momentary motley dinosaur that has disappeared as fast it came. We hear the public reaction to it was swift and overwhelmingly negative.


As is customary in the Forest Hills School District, the work of the committee has been secretive. There hasn’t even been a “no comment” to the apparent rejection of the Jurassic Park knock-off. Dying a face-savingly quiet death we guess.


Have heard that this logo may have been created in exchange for a spirit wear deal. Interesting rumor. If true, not much of a deal considering the result.


But as usual, this rumor creates many questions, like how much is that crappy-looking thing costing We-the Overtaxed payers? March 31 is the deadline to file complaints about your jacked-up drive-by property taxes, in case you forgot.


Are there indeed attempts inside profiteering? Is there a sellout – the soul of the Anderson mascot for some favorably-placed profits?

Fundraising? How much has been collected? Is there advertising in exchange for any of it? If so, won’t the advertising be on school property? Couldn’t it have provided funds for the district to ease the taxpayer burden? Erase some red budget ink?

How about full public disclosure? If not, how about a full investigation and publishing of the facts?

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Did the school board outsource this to a committee to knowingly avoid accountability and legal obligations? Would not put it past them. Their track record is to avoid transparency at all costs. Why might that be?

Are they using the booster organization to launder the information on where the money is coming from, who the donors are, what the cost really is? Forest Hills School District Tax Levy supporters celebrating election night after voting themselves a massive tax increase.

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Or, are we totally wrong? Will the committee decide to cancel wokeness, come out into the daylight, reverse the apocalypse? Since that is what they should do, we doubt it.

This Just In From Our Anonymous Andersonian

REMEMBERING OUR REDSKIN

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