TODAY IS
MONDAY, AUGUST 31, 2020
TRUMP’S 1319th DAY IN OFFICE
AND WHAT WOULD BE THE PROPER PUNISHMENT FOR OUR REDS’ CURLY-HAIRED MOPPET’S H0RRIFIC, HOMOPHOBIC REMARK ABOUT “ONE OF THE FAG CAPITALS OF THE WORLD?”
Did Marty Pick The Right Year To Retire Or What?!
This week, everybody who’s wondering about the proper punishment for the Ex-Reds curly-haired moppet’s horrific, homophobic remark about “one of the fag capitals of the world,” e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
Th winner is fellow former local sportscaster Ken Broo. His grand prize was doing the play-by-play for Thom Brennaman’s public punishment:: “He’s outta here. He’s waaay outta here!
Ken’s winning limerick is:
A curly-haired Reds broadcaster named Thom
Uttered a horrific, homophobic “F-Bomb”
Thom claims he retired,
But he got his ass fired.
The Reds caved in to the Left’s political pogrom.
Finally, Perturbed In Park Hills says:
A curly-haired Reds broadcaster named Thom
Dropped a very diff’rent sort of F-Bomb.
The eunuchs commenced eating humble pie:
Not one of their cowardly eyes was dry.
What a flurry of signaling virtue!
What craven, ever-shrinking derring-do!
They hope the almighty packers of fudge
Will not weaponize their feelings of grudge.
Now pardon me while I light up a fag
And hope Thom’s career gets over this snag.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day”
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