TODAY IS
FRIDAY, AUGUST 21, 2020
TRUMP’S 1309th DAY IN OFFICE
AND WHAT WOULD BE THE PROPER PUNISHMENT FOR OUR REDS’ CURLY-HAIRED MOPPET’S H0RRIFIC, HOMOPHOBIC REMARK ABOUT “ONE OF THE FAG CAPITALS OF THE WORLD?”
More Gaffes and Laughs
This everybody who always thought the best reason not to vote for Obama’s Impeachment was always having had Joe Biden as Vice President, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is noted Whistleblower Presidential (and in this case Vice Presidential Scholar) Dorian Grady, who says they’ll need a really big library to keep all of Biden’s gaffes in.
Dorian wins a chance to win a free dinner with Donald Trump for only a $5 donation, a set of Biden’s “chains” for his car in case it snows on Election Day, and “An Obama Countdown Clock” so he can count the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until Obama’s out of office.
How dumb can a vice president be?
Of this I am sure you’ll agree:
Here’s a good bet,
You’ve not seen him yet,
But Joe Biden’s as dumb as a tree.
Here’s one from our Mensa Mensch:
How dumb can a vice president be?
Far worse than you ever can see.
Never any worse fail
Then J. Danforth Quayle
Is anyone dumber than he?
And from the Anderson Laureate (who’s probably not undecided about this year’s election):
How dumb can a vice president be?
Well, hmmm … let me think … maybe I’ll see.
Joe told blacks if Romney reigns
He’ll put them all back in chains,
And said Obamacare is a “big fucking deal” on TV.
When Obama as a candidate was first seen
Joe said he was the first African American who was “clean.”
(He added “articulate and bright”,
But he still wasn’t white)
He’s as smart as the screamer, Howard Dean.
But the one that would really curl your hair
Was what he said to Chuck Graham in a wheelchair
“Stand up, Chuck, let ’em see ya”
The guy was CRIPPLED, Mama mia!
I think this guy might need psychiatric care.
There’s more, but you get the jist
His gaffes would make quite a list
But the Messiah still picked him,
While you and I would have kicked him
The guy really deserves to be dissed.
Kidding aside, how do idiots like this get ahead
While the rest of us barely get our daily bread?
I wouldn’t trust this jerk with my dog
His brain must be in a fog
Common sense, like civility is just dead.
Finally, Perturbed In Park Hills says:
How Dumb Can Your Vice President Be?
She’s a pantsuit with no memory!
This half-black leopard changes her spots
Depending on if she has the hots
For a job with more power and cash:
Then her values vanish in a flash!
She’s all identity politics
With a bag of the usual tricks:
Smear, accuse, posture, brazenly lie
(Which caught Willie Brown’s wandering eye),
Give your fans their daily dose of hate
And parade in lockstep with your mate.
Harris is the enemy within
With the correct PC-colored skin.
This Legend of Cranial Hollow
Expects all good D-RATS to follow
Her into a dark socialist hell,
While surrendering their sense of smell
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day”
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