TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JULY 31, 2020
Trump’s 1288th Day In Office
AND THE LEFT’S GAY HYPOCRISY CONTINUES
Could It Possibly Be True?
This week, everybody who says Newsweek didn’t do Obama a favor when they called him “America’s First Gay President” because some of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, are intelligent enough to believe Obama is actually afflicted with The Gayness, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Gaywad Flamer, who says he’s not really homosexual, but he is willing to learn.
Gaywad wins a “Gay In Cincinnati” bumper sticker (It’s Fabulous!”), a chance for somebody to push his stool in at the next Log Cabin Republicans meeting, a Three Way with Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis, and an equal opportunity to walk in the next Gay Day Parade with the gay member of Cincinnati Clowncil of his choice. His winning entry is:
Obama still says it’s good to be gay,
But he can’t help selling out: he was “born that way.”
Barry gives new meaning to the term “sucking up” –
Will he now fund-raise by giving head and a schtupp?
Maybe he’ll quit before he sinks any lower, I pray.
And from the Anderson Laureate (Whose son just turned out to be his daughter):
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https://blackmenheal.org/wp-content/languages/new/tegretol.html
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Obama still says it’s good to be gay
And blesses homos on their wedding day
Gee, that’s not what he said
Why isn’t his face red?
Oh, I know. He did it to make political hay.
Tomas de Torquemada says:
Obama still says it’s great to be gay;
Were he and Michelle “Ma Belle” born that way?
Did Mr. & Mrs. Left switch genders?
Is she the one wearing the suspenders?
BO’s mentor was a bi-sexual Commie
Who identified as both Daddy and Mommy
.
So Barack’s orientation is no shock,
Since he belonged to Frank Davis’ rent-boy flock.
June was the pride month for LGBS,
Which all had to applaud under duress.
The homo-fascists were out on parade
To gloat over the country they had gay-ed.
You can thank BO for this revolution
Where “inclusive” means moral dissolution.
All hail the Kenyan Transgender-in-Chief!
Whose legacy is nothing but confusion and grief.
Finally, Perturbed In Park Hills Says:
Obama still says it’s good to be gay;
After all, he thinks God made him that way.
He “married” a transvestite named Michael
Whose dick all his outfits fail to stifle.
So boys in girls’ bathrooms and vice versa
(Though you can’t tell, if they wear a burka).
Is the legacy of that Kenyan creep;
Among Presidents, he’s the half-black sheep.
This year “the Fauci” threw out the first pitch;
Four years ago we threw out the First Bitch.
The White House was exorcised by a priest
To remove the evil mark of the beast.
A real “Mr. and Mrs.” Trump moved in,
And hired real men like General Flynn.
Eight years of Obama’s rainbow career
Mercifully crashed and burned, we can all cheer.
But Soros, who funded all the damage,
Continues the USA to ravage.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Liberal outrage is so phony and fake”
GAY AT CINCINNATI CITY HALL HOT LINE
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Some gay-bashing items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally gay-bashing subscribers.
WHISTLEBLOWER GAY VIDEO OF THE DAY
(Sent in by Former Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-ass, who says “I never met a homophobe I didn’t like.”
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