MONDAY, JUNE 01, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Monday’s Message”
(Gorilla Lives Matter Protests Killing Of Harambe)
For 2016 Elections Researchers:
Official “Memorial Day” E-dition (You Promised Them You Wouldn’t Forget. Take Time Today. It’s Memorial Day.)
“Quarter Century Plus One Celebration” (And They Said It Would Never Last!)
“The Celebration Continues” (And We’re Partying Like It’s Still 1990)
“Memorial Day Weekend Marathon” (Pledging Never To Forget The True Meaning Of Memorial Day!)
“Distaste Of Cincinnati” (It’s Like We Always Say: There’s No Accounting For “Taste!”)
MONDAY, JUNE 01, 2020
Special “Devolution Of America”
“Political Posters”
(Featuring The Conservative Agenda’s Favorite Poster)
“Conservative Cartoons”
SUNDAY, MAY 31, 2020
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”
(George Floyd’s Death, Protests Bump COVID-19 From Headlines)
“Virtual Sunday Sermon”
(Today We’re All Praying For Peaceful Protests)
SATURDAY, MAY 30, 2020
(Tell Cranley To Send In “The Skunk”)
(Recalling What Made Ronald Reagan Great!)
(And We’re Partying Like It’s Still 1990)
(“Truth—The Best Defense” by James Jay Schifrin)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(Real Leftist News From The Same Point During Trump’s 2016 Primary Campaign)
“Political Posters”
(Featuring Larry The Looter’s Favorite Poster)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
FRIDAY, MAY 29, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Friday’s Features”
(GOP Unites Behind Trump, D-RATS In Disarray)
For 2016 Elections Researchers:
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)
“Pre-Memorial Day Weekend Getaway” (We Getting Ready For Something Really Patriotic)
“No Reason To Riot” (But The Liberals Will Still Complain)
“Kasich’s Replacement” (The Campaign Has Already Begun)
Just Another “Guest Column” (But It’s Still The Same Old BS!)
FRIDAY, MAY 29, 2020
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(What The Hell Is Virtual Dining Anyway?)
“Quarter Century Plus Five Celebration”
(And Our Critics Said It Would Never Last!)
“Political Posters”
(Featuring The High Fivin’ White Guys’ Favorite Poster)
“Conservative Cartoons”
THURSDAY, MAY 28, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Thursday’s Tactics”
(Trump Reaches 1,238 Delegates To Clinch GOP Nomination)
For 2016 Elections Researchers:
Another “Cartoon Wars” (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
More “Political Punch Lines” (Hoping To Hear A Lot More Of Them Tonight!)
“Patriotic Posters” (Featuring Our Memorial Day Collection)
“Fact Checking 101” (Because Some People Are Too Easy To Fool)
THURSDAY, MAY 28, 2020
(You Should Always Consider The Source)
“D-Word Update”
(No Wonder All The Other Letters Are Jealous)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(One Of The Three Pillars of Leftist Propaganda Is The Media)
“Political Posters”
(Featuring Schuckin’ Joe’s Favorite Poster)
“Conservative Cartoons”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Wednesday’s Wild Cards“
(Kasich Instructs His Delegate To Remain Bound To Him Through GOP Convention)
For 2016 Elections Researchers:
“Violent Political Protests” (Promoting Obama’s Racial Division)
“Robot Replacements” (How Safe Is Your Job?)
“Obama’s Transgendered America Update” (Fundamentally Deforming The Nation)
“Same Time Last Year” (They Were Making Another Movie In Cincinnati)
WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 2020
“Healthy Living”
(So You Can Live Longer And Collect More Social Security)
(Not Found In The Whistleblower Archives)
“Political Posters”
(Featuring House Republians’ Favorite Poster)
“Conservative Cartoons”
TUESDAY, MAY 26, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Tuesday’s Triumphs“
(Trump Starts Doing The Job The Media Won’t Do On The Clintons’ Tawdry Past)
For 2016 Elections Researchers:
“Conservative Cartoonery” (Putting the Right Slant on the News!)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
“Facebook Fibbery” (Every Day, A Little More Of The Truth Comes Out)
“Bluegrass D-RAT Voter Fraud Update” (Clinton’s Crooked Campaign Continues)
“Angry Auditors” (Was it something we wrote?)
TUESDAY, MAY 26, 2020
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(Here’s A Story You Won’t See On TV)
“Political Posters”
(Featuring The Invisible Man’s Favorite Posters)
“Tuesday’s Cartoons”
MONDAY, MAY 25, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Bluegrass D-RAT Voter Fraud“
(D-RATS Claim It’s Just More Old News”)
MONDAY, MAY 25, 2020
Today’s Dead Issues
(8) Memorial Day E-ditions
“Patriotic Posters”
(Featuring Part Of Our Memorial Day Collection)
“Memorial Day Cartoons”
SUNDAY, MAY 24, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Weekend Wisdom“
(INCLUDES: Calling For The Impeachment of America’s Transgender President)
SUNDAY, MAY 24, 2020
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”
“Patriotic Posters”
(Featuring Our Memorial Day Collection)
“Virtual Sunday Sermon”
(Today We’re All Praying For Members Of The Armed Forces)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(On The First Day We’re Allowed To Go Out)
SATURDAY, MAY 23, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Saturday‘s Strategery Includes”
(Calling For The Impeachment of America’s Transgender President)
SATURDAY, MAY 23, 2020
TODAY’S TWO DEAD ISSUES
“What Ordinary Americans Think Of High Gas Prices”
&
SATURDAY, MAY 23, 2020
(“Holiday Price Hikes” by James Jay Schifrin)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(Here’s A Story You Won’t See On TV)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
FRIDAY, MAY 22, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Friday’s Features Includes”
SECRET SERVICE SHOOT ARMED GUNMAN AT WHITE HOUSE, BUT DON’T WORRY.
OBAMA WAS ENJOYING HIS 4,973RD GOLF OUTING AT THE TIME.
FRIDAY, MAY 22, 2020
TODAY’S TWO DEAD ISSUES
“What Ordinary Americans Think Of High Gas Prices”
&
“Pre-Memorial Day Weekend Getaway”
FRIDAY, MAY 22, 2020
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
THURSDAY, MAY 21, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Thursday’s Tactics”
(More Americans Say Transgender People Should Not Be Able To Use The Bathroom Of The Opposite Sex)
THURSDAY, MAY 21, 2020
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(Here’s A Story You Won’t See On TV)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 20, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
Not Even The Fishwrap Could Call It A Landslide
(Because 46.8% to 46.3% Was Not Exactly Yuge!)
WEDNESDAY, MAY 20, 2020
“Conservative Choices”
(Trying To Decide Which Event Would Be A Bigger Story)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #51, Published May 21, 1991)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
TUESDAY, MAY 19, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
(Mrs. Bill Clinton’s Not-So-Big Win In Kentucky)
TUESDAY, MAY 19, 2020
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Lying Local Newscasts Begin)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
MONDAY, MAY 18, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
MONDAY, MAY 18, 2020
(Starting Off Our John Brennan Collection)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
SUNDAY, MAY 17, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Northern Kentucky Protest Update”
SUNDAY, MAY 17, 2020
“Fake News Solution”
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”
“Virtual Sunday Sermon”
(Today We’re All Praying For Virtual Probing)
SATURDAY, MAY 16, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“The Week That Was”
SATURDAY, MAY 16, 2020
TODAY’S TWO DEAD ISSUES
&
“Honoring the Military”
(“Thanks For The Memorial” by James Jay Schifrin)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Lying Local Newscasts Begin)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
FRIDAY, MAY 15, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Friday Features”
(The Proper word is TRANSSEXUAL)
TODAY’S DEAD ISSUE
“2020 Police Officers Memorial Day”
(Our Heroes Risk Their Lives Every Day To Serve And Protect)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(The best way to spend Armed Forces Day)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
NOW LET’S COMPARE TODAY’S CARTOONS WITH THOSE PUBLISHED ON THE SAME DAY DURING CAMPAIGN 2016
THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2020
“Today’s Political Posters”
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Thursday’s Tactics”
THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2020
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Lying Local Newscasts Begin)
NOW LET’S COMPARE TODAY’S D-RAT TALKING POINTS WITH THOSE PUBLISHED ON THE SAME DAY DURING CAMPAIGN 2016
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
NOW LET’S COMPARE TODAY’S CARTOONS WITH THOSE PUBLISHED ON THE SAME DAY DURING CAMPAIGN 2016
WEDNESDAY, MAY 13, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“House GOP Warns Ryan To Back Trump”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 13, 2020
(Read My Lips, No More White House Daily Press Briefings!)
“INCLUDES: “Wednesday’s Wild Cards”
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #50, Published May 14, 1991)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
TUESDAY, MAY 12, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
INCLUDES “THREATS AND INTIMIDATION”
TUESDAY, MAY 12, 2020
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Lying Local Newscasts Begin)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Tuesday’s Toons”
MONDAY, MAY 11, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“Here’s Why Paul Ryan Offered To Step Down As Convention Chair”
INCLUDES “SPECIAL PC ALERT E-DITION 
MONDAY, MAY 11, 2020
(When We First Said We Should Just Call It “Obamagate!”)
(Another Big Idea From The Blower)
“An Exceptionally Egregious Euphemism”
(That Now Must Be Reclassified)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Conservative Cartoons”
SUNDAY, MAY 10, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda”
SUNDAY, MAY 10, 2020
“National Limerick Day”
(Honoring The Man Responsible)
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”
“Virtual Sunday Sermon”
(Today Moms Are Praying For Virtual Gratitude On Virtual Mother’s Day)
SATURDAY, MAY 09, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
It’s Over, Let It Go!
SATURDAY, MAY 09, 2020
(“Patriotic Politicians” by James Jay Schifrin)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Lying Local Newscasts Begin)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
NOTE: OUR SERVER WAS OUT FOR TWO DAYS, SO THESE E-DITIONS MAY APPEAR OUT OF DATE UNTIL WE CATCH UP. ALTHOUGH TODAY IS 08 MAY, WE ARE CURRENTLY UPDATING E-DITIONS FROM
WEDNESDAY, MAY 06, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
(Because He made So Many Of Them!)
WEDNESDAY, MAY 06, 2020
“BILL CLINTON SERVES FRIED CHICKEN BLACK PEOPLE IN KENTUCKY”
And Alison Wondergams Grimes Just Happened To Be With Him
WEDNESDAY, MAY 06, 2020
TODAY’S DEAD ISSUE
(Because, Without God’s Help, Trump Wouldn’t Have A Prayer)
VE Day “75th Anniversary Cancelled”
WEDNESDAY, MAY 06, 2020
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(The Best Way To Celebrate Your Mother’s Day)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #49, Published May 07, 1991)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
“Conservative Cartoons”
TUESDAY, MAY 05, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
(Winning The Indiana Primary)
TUESDAY, MAY 05, 2020
“Today’s Dead Issues”
(Four Award-Winning Cinco De Mayo E-ditions)
“Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Lying Local Newscasts Begin)
“Today’s Political Posters”
“Tuesday’s Toons”
MONDAY, MAY 04, 2020
Award-Winning Coverage Of The Trumpster’s 2016 Primary Campaign
“The Week That Was Featuring Saturday Strategery”
(Kasich’s Krazy Kampaign)
MONDAY, MAY 04, 2020
Commemorative Coverage Of Trump’s “First 100 Days”
“DAY 100*”
(Top Ten Comey Memes That Make Us Nauseous)
