TODAY IS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2019
Enjoying The Best Black Friday Since 2016
Trump’s 1043rd Day In Office
Remembering that “NO BRAWLS AT THE MALLS” E-DITION following Trump’s Victorious 2016 Presidential Campaign to see how relevant It Would Be today.
#BLACKFRIDAYMATTERS Violence Was Already Supposed To Be In Full Swing
They Advertised All Those Doorbusters
But So Far We Haven’t Seen Trump Blamed For Any Really Big Riots On TV
Maybe Those Poor Misunderstood Yoofs Did Their Shoplifting Early This Year
We’ll Let You Know If Something Really Important Happens
