TODAY IS
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 2019
Trump’s 766th Day In Office

 If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday’s Message” Might Look Something Like This:

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TONIGHT’S 2020 D-RAT CANDIDATE UPDATE

 

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Nation’s Wealthy, Privileged Gather To Lecture Nation On Evils Of Wealth, Privilege

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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —Remembering Last Year’s Oscars

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Local Employee Decapitated For Having Too Many Unexcused Absences

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Beto’s Cash to “Buy Fucking Shitload of Democracy”

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Seventh 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 766 And There Are Now Only 616 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.