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MONDAY, AUGUST 13, 2018
Trump’s 570th Day In Office
If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:
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Liberals Don’t Require Mocking
Dear Readers,
I have obviously not been doing much here of late due to the fact that the liberals in this country (hell, everywhere) have become so incredibly, breathtakingly, hysterically retarded as to be nearly impossible to mock. From Waters to Pelosi to Schumer and the rest of these Godless mental and moral defectives and their like-minded clueless, low IQ followers, they’re doing an unsurpassable job of ridiculing themselves on their own.
I’ll be back later.
Scooter
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Free press to destroy free press to protect free press
The guardians of free speech willing to destroy free speech in order to protect the guardians of free speech.
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Media Disappointed Only 30 White Nationalists Showed Up At Event They Hyped
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Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion
Mueller Scrambling After Accidentally Spilling Whole Big Gulp All Over Russia Evidence
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Plus, What Might be the greatest Action Movie of All Time
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture. That’s because during the next 85 days until the most important Mid-Term Elections in History (since the 2018 Mid-terms are now a National Election –more than mere mid-terms– and a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), while Congress and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fourth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 570 And There Are Now Only 812 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
