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Trump’s 563rd Day In Office

If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:

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Liberals Don’t Require Mocking

Dear Readers,

I have obviously not been doing much here of late due to the fact that the liberals in this country (hell, everywhere) have become so incredibly, breathtakingly, hysterically retarded as to be nearly impossible to mock. From Waters to Pelosi to Schumer and the rest of these Godless mental and moral defectives and their like-minded clueless, low IQ followers, they’re doing an unsurpassable job of ridiculing themselves on their own.

I’ll be back later.

Scooter

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New Russian Campaign To Trick DemocRATS In 2018 Elections

 The National Intelligence Agency has found evidence that the Russians have begun a massive campaign of subversive billboard advertising to undermine the DemocRAT Party in the 2018 elections.

Billboards across the country funded by covert untraceable contributors are advertising that the GOP (Republican Party) is the political party of communism.

“This is very confusing to our voters, many of whom will now vote for the GOP rather than for us,” said one concerned DemocRAT Party officer. “We are certain that as a consequence of this Russian influence operation, our base will switch parties and vote Republican in the mistaken belief that the GOP supports Soviet-style totalitarian socialism.”

“As a result of this election fraud, many of our supporters who usually vote for the destruction of America, will instead be tricked into voting for a strong America. We cannot allow this to happen,” a DemocRAT intelligence source told CNN.

“I’ve always supported communism,” said ex-CIA chief John Brennan. “And this conflation of our sacred symbols with the Republican Party feels like a blasphemy to me and my comrades in the intelligence community. This is not who we are!”

The DemocRAT Party has called for a formal investigation into these new dirty tricks aimed to undermine our democracy.

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New York Times Changes Name To ‘The Double Standard’

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Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion

Backpedaling Trump Claims Eldest Son Would Probably Be Fine Doing 5 To 10 Years In Prison

WASHINGTON—In a stark reversal of past statements on the Trump Tower meeting, President Trump acknowledged Monday that he believed his eldest son would most likely be fine doing five to 10 years in a federal prison. (MORE)

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture. That’s because during the next 92 days until the most important Mid-Term Elections in History (since the 2018 Mid-terms are now a National Election –more than mere mid-terms– and a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), while Congress and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Fourth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 563 And There Are Now Only 819 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.