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MONDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Really Big News Story —
Are You Ready For Your Tax Cut?
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
LAURA INGRAHAM: Left’s Hyperbolic Reaction To Criticism Of Muller
MARK STEYN: Mueller Should Never Be An Independent Counsel
MARK DICE: They’re So Desperate!
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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Can You Say Biased?
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Sean “Diddy” Combs Wants To Buy Carolina Panthers
NEW YORK (World News Bureau) — Sean ‘Puffy’/’Puff Daddy’/’P Diddy’/’Diddy’/’Brother Love’/’Love’ Combs says he wants to purchase the Carolina Panthers professional football team and hire Colin Kaepernick as the quarterback. The multi dumb named rap businessman expressed his intentions on social media Sunday after Panthers owner Jerry Richardson unexpectedly announced he was selling the franchise. In a possibly related story, authorities in Charlottesville are investigating whether a sudden wave of suicides involving dozens of Carolina Panthers season ticket holders and at least eight members of the team’s staff are somehow related to the news.
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Media Now Just Offering Daily Update On Few Remaining Celebrities Not Embroiled In Scandals
U.S.—A group of major news organizations joined the Associated Press today in announcing a new policy of simply reporting on the handful of remaining celebrities out there who still haven’t sexually assaulted anyone that we know of.
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Robert Mueller Ascends Into Sky With Umbrella After Trump Family Promises They Learned Lesson About HonestyWASHINGTON—Saying that each of them would always have a place in his heart, special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly ascended into the sky with an umbrella Monday after the Trump family promised they had learned their lesson about honesty. “And now, my dear friends, it is time for me to leave… Continue Reading
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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